So I've only been a foster mom for a few weeks now,
but it's true what they say:
once you have a child, it stops being about you,
and it's all about them.
Did you ever get that feeling, Mommy?
There's just this one little thing she does
that bothers the bejesus out of me.
I get that one all the time.
I've been following her
on Instagram under the pseudonym "Ruby Peppers 6♥4♥7."
She's constantly posting selfies with me in the background.
The other day, I had a mud mask on
and I was eating a banana.
The next thing I know, I'm something called a meme.
Anyway, I'm really grateful for these meetings
so I have somewhere to come and complain--
I mean, share. Thank you.
Would anyone else like to share?
I need to. u202d
Ruby's really going to town on that banana.
That's years of practice.
I apologize for being late.
I don't even know where to start.
I'm just so upset.
My sponsor relapsed.
52 years she was sober.
This beautiful woman who saved my life,
been my rock ever since the day I walked into these rooms.
That she could just give up and...
Oh, my God.
It's just awful.
What I'm hearing is after 52 years of sobriety,
we get to drink again.
Something terrible must have happened
for her to start drinking again.
She getting divorced?
Did someone die?
Her neighbor cut down her hedge.
There was a shared hedge between the houses,
neighbor cut it down, she got loaded that night.
Help me out here. Was the hedge made of gold?
Everything I've done to stay sober,
I learned from her.
Then, in a second, she just threw it all away.
I mean, are we talking one of those hedges
shaped like an elephant or something?
I didn't see the damn hedge, Bonnie.
And that's called a topiary.
I always thought when I had a couple of decades under my belt,
I wouldn't even think about drinking anymore.
Good Lord, I have a lot of hedges.
It obviously wasn't about the hedge.
对 各位 注意听
Yeah, guys. Come on, pay attention.
You know what?
I need to take a break from all this.
Maybe you guys can find someone else to talk to.
- Excuse me. - u202dReally?
-你在说什么 -别这样 玛乔丽
- What are you saying? - Oh, come on, Marjorie.
Who am I supposed to call?
What am I supposed to do? I check in with her every day.
Me, too. I run everything by her.
Okay. I know where this is headed,
and yes, you can all come to me with your problems.
Oh, God. We're all gonna die.
Oh, stop taunting me!
Look, Wendy, it's not your coworker's job
to be your friend.
Calm down, take a deep breath in...
What are you doing? u202d
we've got a cricket in the house, it's driving me crazy.
I told you, we need screens.
You're the building manager, put 'em in.
You know the procedure.
You need to submit a written request.
Okay. Call me back when you stop feeling dizzy.
Wendy actually called you for guidance?
I'll have you know, I have been putting out fires all day.
吉尔 砰 玛丽 砰 温蒂 砰
Jill, boom. Mary, boom. Wendy, boom.
The boom is the problem being solved.
You sure it's not the sound of their lives blowing up?
In the meantime,
I'm really worried about Marjorie.
I've never seen her this upset.
She'll be fine.
如果有事 打我电♥话♥ 砰
And if she's not, she can call me, boom.
You want to help me find this thing?
Sorry. I'm Team Cricket.
Okay, stop talking.
Let me tell you what I used to do
when Christy was a teenager.
Wave at me through Plexiglas?
Where are you, you bastard?
有话快说 温蒂 我在工作
Make it fast, Wendy, I'm working.
All the nurses in my unit are going out to lunch
and they didn't invite me.
Did you consider that maybe
they want to say nice things about you behind your back?
Really? That's the best you got?
I could tell you the truth,
but you're too weak and neurotic to handle it.
Got to go, Jill's on the other line.
Bonnie, I am in crisis.
How can you be in crisis? We talked 20 minutes ago.
Emily just left for school and she was wearing a necktie.
Please do not tell me you're worried she's gay.
No! I'm just worried she's got no style
and that reflects on me.
Jill, have you seen the way my daughter dresses?
Yes, and I judge you for it.
抱歉 得挂了 爱哭鬼又打来了
Sorry, got to go. Crybaby's back for more.
I just found out the lunch is a birthday party.
They didn't even ask me to sign the card.
All right. You got to stop focusing on yourself.
Get out of your head. Help someone else.
Who can I help?
You're in an emergency room!
Follow a trail of blood.
- I got it! I got it, I got it! - u202dWhat?
The cricket. Open the door.
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