I'm sorry, but Emily opened up to me about her mom.
That woman's not trying to get sober.
She's just using rehab as a "Get out of jail free" card.
Jill, I think it's great you're concerned about Emily,
but aren't these visits mandatory?
Yeah, they could take her away from you if you don't do it.
Well, then maybe I'll take her someplace
where nobody can find us.
That's called kidnapping.
How about Hawaii?
I need some eyes on the ground there.
She's nervous about Adam going to Hawaii
with his ex-wife for a funeral.
Oh, and she should be.
Funerals are basically orgies
with a cold, stiff guy in the corner.
Yeah, you like me better than his mean old ex-wife.
Yes, you do.
Christy, get down here!
What? What's the matter?
- He's got a lump. - So?
Well, I don't think he had it before he got here.
He grew a lump in two hours?
我认为是的 我不知道 你来摸摸
I think so. I don't know. Here, touch it.
- I'm not touching it. - Touch the lump!
Yeah, that's a lump.
What should we do?
I don't know.
I never had a dog 'cause my mom never got me one.
Oh, please. Dogs are for good children.
What do you want me to say?
If you're worried, take him to the vet.
Life was going so good.
Now my boyfriend's rubbing suntan lotion on his ex-wife's back,
and I'm taking his lumpy dog to the vet.
- Mom? - u202dYeah?
If it makes you feel better, your life was never going good.
I really appreciate you squeezing us in.
I'm worried sick.
It's not a problem. Uh, who referred you?
Nobody. You just had a friendly face on Yelp.
It's also my Tinder picture.
Well... you can relax.
Lump's just fatty tissue.
It's very common in dogs his age.
So he's not gonna die?
Well, we're all gonna die.
I mean by Sunday at 8:00?
I think you're okay.
So I'm assuming no problem, no charge?
Oh, no, there's a charge.
Really? You basically just petted him.
With hands that were stupid enough to buy a boat.
- Check okay? u202d- Sure.
Boy, you thought you regretted buying a boat.
This place gives me the creeps.
Reminds me of when I was in rehab.
Really? 'Cause when I visited you in rehab,
the pool boy led me out to your cabana.
Doesn't mean it wasn't hard.
That pool was not heated.
Here they come.
Hey, Jill. My mom wanted to say hi.
Hey, it's nice to meet you.
Get over here, you.
Thank you so much for taking care of my girl.
Oh, it's my pleasure.
Emily didn't tell me you were such a knockout.
How come you didn't have any kids of your own?
Well, I'm divorced, and we just never...
我开玩笑的 你很聪明 保持住这火♥辣♥的身材
I'm kidding. You're smart. Keep that hot body.
Hi, I'm Christy, Jill's friend.
Natasha. Hey, you look familiar.
You must be thinking about that frying pan commercial.
Everyone says I look like the woman
who gets her eggs to slide out super easy.
That's not it.
Did you ever dance at Live Nudes?
Uh, it was a long time ago.
But they still use my picture in the print ads.
I used to work there, too.
I bet we slid down the same pole.
Oh, excuse me!
Child in the room.
Relax. This one knows I stripped.
I learned my numbers counting singles.
Sweetie, why don't we go get something
from the vending machine?
Don't get the Cheetos; they never fall.
Wow, this is so wild.
You know, I'm suing that club.
You still work there?
不 我四十岁了 他们让我去值早班了
No, I hit 40, they put me on the breakfast shift.
u202dThat's right. Age discrimination.
And look at that ass.
That's hard as a rock.
Go on, slap it.
I believe you.
That's right. You can crack a walnut on that thing.
u202dHey, hey, hey.
Remember how I always wanted to be a singer?
Honestly, I don't really remember the '90s.
I'm just now catching up on Friends.
"How you doin'?"
I met this guy who knows a record producer in L.A.,
and as soon as I get down there, he'll help me make a demo.
A guy who knows a guy in L.A.
That's how I wound up auditioning for a "Movie."
So, how's it going in here?
You liking sobriety?
拜托 克丽丝蒂 没人喜欢戒瘾
Come on, Christy, nobody likes sobriety.
I've got four years and I love it.
Get out. You?
I remember watching you spin around the pole while you were vomiting.
You were like a lawn sprinkler.
Not a good day to be a Japanese businessman.
But now I'm in college, studying to be a lawyer.
- Really? - u202dYeah.
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