You can pretty much do anything once you're sober.
As long as you're in here, why not give it a real try?
Oh, I have tried.
Well, how about this time I help you?
我们可以聊天 遵循步骤 参加会议
You know, we can talk, work the steps, go to meetings.
You would do that?
Hey, we're pole pals.
I think we made out once.
Here's my number.
Natasha, I got you a bunch of sugar snacks.
You can probably trade them for some cigarettes.
Hey, great news, baby.
Christy's gonna help me get out of here
so you and me can move to L.A.
How long were we gone?
What's going on?
I'm trying to get him to take his pill,
but he keeps spitting it out.
Did you try hiding it in something?
我试过汉堡 奶酪 花生酱
I tried hamburger, cheese, peanut butter,
and somehow he spits it out every time.
He's like a street magician.
You gave the dog my hamburger?
At this point, I'd give him a $100
if he'd swallow the damn pill.
拜托 参孙 求求你
Come on, Samson, please?
Don't you want your blood pressure regulated?
"Well, in a perfect world,
I'd rather be licking my balls""
I am not amused.
That's because you're dead inside.
Give me that.
Hey, Natasha, what's going on?
Calm down, calm down.
It's working. He's eating it.
好 你等着 我马上到
Okay, just sit tight. I'll be right there.
Is everything all right?
Emily's mom is freaking out. I got to go.
Oh, are you kidding me?
You spit it out again?
Samson, you're making me crazy.
"Sorry, I'm just trying to keep your mind off
Adam banging his ex-wife in Hawaii."
I tried everything.
I even ground it up to see if he'd snort it.
You know, like the kids do with their drugs.
Anyway, I defy you to get a pill in this dog.
There you go.
不不 等等 它会吐出来的
No, no, give it a minute; he'll spit it out.
All right, remind me the name I used
on the last check I gave you.
It's not safe here; you got to get me out.
Okay, so I was singing, you know, doing my warm-ups.
That stupid meth head I share a room with told me to shut up,
so I smacked her, and for no reason, she bit me.
Just your luck, you found a meth head with teeth.
Story of my life.
So I was thinking, how about I go grab my Uggs
and cassette deck and crash with you for a while?
My mom said the same thing to me four years ago.
Come on, you said you were gonna help me.
I can't get sober here. These people are crazy.
The people here aren't the problem, you are the problem.
You got that off the poster in the bathroom.
Natasha, you need to trust me on this.
You're still detoxing, which means
every single thought you have is wrong and bad.
But I'm just... u202dWrong.
- I understand... u202d- Bad!
You're not even trying to hear what I'm...!
Wrong and bad!
And if you keep talking, I'm gonna throw in "Stupid""
瞧 参孙 这就是你
See, Samson, this is you.
Oh, look, the check bouncer's back.
It's cute you think that insults me.
So, what's not the problem now?
He's breathing a little funny.
Ah, he's 16 years old; it's a miracle he's breathing at all.
You know, at this point,
I'm actually a little more worried about you.
I'm fine. u202dAh.
My boyfriend just asked me to take care of his dog
while he's at a funeral with his ex-wife in Hawaii,
so that's what I'm doing.
- For a funeral. - But Hawaii?
I know. Who dies in Hawaii?
You know, I think I see what's happening.
You're worried about your boyfriend,
and you're transferring that anxiety to the dog.
I hate how much sense that makes.
而且 如果不是他爱你 信任你
Plus, he never would've left his dog with you
unless he loved you and trusted you.
My daughter said the same thing,
but somehow it's easier to trust a total stranger.
What do I owe you?
Oh, I don't know, how about a million dollars?
Okay, just don't cash it till Friday. u202dAh.
不 娜塔莎 那样错了
No, Natasha, that's wrong.
Yeah, still wrong.
You're gonna be wrong for about five years.
All right, bye-bye.
What did she want to do?
Host a casino night at the rehab
and get everybody's disability checks.
Tried it. It's a bitch cashing them.
At least she asked before she did it. That's progress.
I know. I really think I'm helping her.
Good for you.
No, no problem. I just don't see why
Christy has to slap her little sober cape on
and save the world.
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to help another alcoholic.
Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't.
Don't look at me like that.