You all know Emily's better off with me.
That woman has chosen drinking over her daughter a million times.
She does not deserve to get her back.
Hey, you just described me four years ago.
Are you saying I didn't deserve to keep my kids?
I'm not talking about you.
You're talking about someone exactly like me.
And if someone hadn't helped me,
I would've lost them.
Talking about Marjorie, Mom.
Fine, help Natasha.
And when they take Emily away from me
and that woman puts her through hell
and she gets stuck in another foster home,
you can feel real proud of yourself.
You were in rehab over and over, and we never gave up on you
'cause we don't throw people away!
For the record, I'm not storming out.
I'm just leaving 'cause she's my ride.
Okay, so here's where you write down
everyone you resent in your life.
And then, you write everything they did to you.
And then, most important,
you write down the part you played in it.
But I didn't do anything.
Natasha, you're in a rehab,
your kid's in foster care and you had to get a tetanus shot
because a meth head bit you on your punching hand.
You sure you didn't do anything?
You think I'm a terrible person, don't you?
I think you're a person who's done terrible things.
Just like I have.
But I got better and so can you.
I so want to make out with you right now.
But I think it might be a bad idea.
Look at you, growing, learning.
Baby, I didn't know you were coming today.
Well, we were getting our nails done nowhere near here,
so we thought we'd swing by.
This is real thoughtful.
I remember how lonely rehab can be.
You were in rehab?
Hers had a spa and sushi.
Well, it was just a masseuse and a hot tub.
And we only had sushi on Wednesdays.
But I was still scared and wanted to drink every day.
And look at her now.
She hasn't driven a Maserati into a dry cleaners in three years.
Yeah, without Christy's help, I never would've made it.
Yeah, I'm in good hands with Bambi here.
It was my stripper name.
You named yourself after a baby deer
who watched his mom get her head blown off?
I had the big eyes.
Hey, you came back!
I missed you so much.
I missed you, too.
Any problems with Samson?
He was fine. So easy.
I want to watch him every time you go away with your ex-wife.
So was it fun?
I mean, not fun, but how was it?
Okay, I guess
98-year-old women should not have an open casket.
But I did have a chance to buy you a little something.
You shouldn't have. Give it.
Oh, my God. I love it.
我得跟你说 邦 跟我前妻待了三天后
I got to tell you, Bon, after three days with my ex-wife,
I have never been more happy that you're my girl.
Okay, now, that is the real gift.
So how about you show me that bra I didn't get a chance to see.
Samson, Daddy's home.
Yesterday, on our walk, I picked up the matching panties with a pooper scooper.
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