I do all those things!
I just don't brag about it.
All right, screw all of you!
You believe this view?
I get why rich people look down on us.
It's 'cause they really do.
This is all pretentious crap.
I can keep brandy in a crystal decanter
and drink moderately.
Someday I want to sit in an office like this,
wearing a Chanel suit and a Prada bag,
all the while helping the poor.
If you plan on helping the poor,
that bag's gonna be a knock-off.
Christy, good to see you.
So, little trouble with the IRS, huh?
Yes, I screwed up,
but they didn't cover tax law in the orphanage.
You were never in an orphanage.
It's poetic license.
You know what, maybe we should talk about
the elephant in the room first.
The elephant being I was abandoned by our mother
and you were kept?
邦妮 我懂 你受到了不公平待遇
Bonnie, I get it. You got a raw deal.
But you do understand I didn't know you existed
until three months ago?
I know that. It's just...
I mean, look what you've done with your life,
and look at mine.
I mean, who is this, your boyfriend?
What is he, a model?
He's my husband. And yes.
Oh, come on.
Look, I'm sorry this has been so painful for you.
But maybe there's a silver lining in your tax problems.
We can use this to get to know each other,
be brother and sister.
How can you not like this guy?
I find ways not to like you, and you're adorable.
Bonnie, let me help you.
No strings attached.
All right, but you owe me one.
Wait, why would I...
So clear this up for me.
What kind of a person doesn't pay taxes for 20 years?
Well, I like to think of myself as a folk hero.
So the money you didn't pay the government
you gave to the poor?
Well, speaking as a poor person, yes.
All right, I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We'll go to the IRS next week
and try to cut some kind of a deal.
See what happens when you have a real lawyer?
Oh, don't be so humble.
I'm gonna be using your notes.
You did some nice work in here.
when I go back to the IRS, why don't you come with me?
You don't have to do that.
I'm not doing you a favor. You'd be a big help.
That's great. I'd love to join you guys.
Oh, she's not going.
Oh, God, no.
That's really the only mistake you made.
Seriously? You're just gonna watch hockey
while my life hangs in the balance?
Kind of hard for me to pace, Bon.
I just want you to know if I go to jail,
you need to find someone else.
I don't want you to wait for me.
Come on. You're not even gonna lie to me?
这是季后赛 邦 我没听
It's a playoff game, Bon. I'm not really listening.
Ooh, this could be Christy.
Damn it, Jill.
No, I am not introducing you to my half-gay brother.
I can't believe we won!
Well, technically, we didn't win.
In my family, settling is winning.
I'm gonna call my mom and let her know.
Whoa, hold on.
Lesson number one: never tell the client
it took 15 minutes to do a day's work.
They're called "Billable hours" for a reason.
So we're just supposed to let her sit at home and sweat?
Think about it.
Oh, man, I can't wait to be a lawyer.
And you're gonna be a good one.
As a matter of fact,
if you don't get snatched up by a better firm,
maybe you could come intern for me.
I would love that.
Consider it done.
Don't most firms have a policy about nepotism?
look at us.
You're right, I think we're gonna get away with it.
And to all of you, for never giving up on me,
from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
My daughter, Christy.
My dear friends.
I couldn't have done it without your support.
Does she think she won an award?
And thanks to my long-lost brother Ray,
the IRS is giving me ten years to pay off my debt.
What a bunch of suckers.
Anyway, I'm glad we're finally getting a chance
to know each other.
Yes, we are.
Thank you, Bonnie.
I can't help thinking that you and Christy
coming into my life...
maybe it wasn't a coincidence.
Maybe there's a reason for it.
Boy, this is hard to say,
but I guess you're probably the best people to say it to.
I've gotten to a point where...
I'm snorting coke every day.
-欢迎来到我们家 我们在 -过来 弟弟
- Welcome to the family! We're here! - Come here, little brother.
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