What are you still doing up?
Believe it or not, reading about tax law.
Why? I got away with it.
Well, I'm still interested.
Did you know the French put a tax on salt,
and that's what led to the French Revolution?
Wow, you really have given up on men, haven't you?
Can I tell you something?
I am so impressed with what you did.
Ray did most of it.
That's not true.
And that's not what I'm talking about.
You've been sober for four years now,
you're almost done with college, on your way to becoming a lawyer.
I am so proud of you.
Wow, Mom, that means a lot.
Hey, I probably don't say this enough,
but you are an amazing person, and I love you.
You have another legal problem, don't you?
I might have slapped a meter maid,
but that doesn't take away from anything I said.
It does a little, but thanks.