Well, there was a license plate in that little picture you took.
I mean, I could ask Andy to abuse his access,
run the numbers and get you an address.
It's against the rules, but he likes
showing off policey stuff for me.
谢谢 吉尔 非常有帮助
Thanks Jill. Super helpful.
Okay. Should we get the check?
I'm having marital problems.
I guess not.
Do you guys think Adam and I fight too much?
-是的 太多了 -是的 失控了
- Oh, yeah, way too much. - u202dYeah. u202dIt's out of control.
Hey. I'm sorry. Only interested in hearing
from people who've been married.
I've been married.
I was 22. A guy promised me $3,000
to marry him for a green card, so I did.
Next morning I found out he was broke and from Iowa.
But how often did you fight?
Just the once.
Hi. Are you George Huang?
No, that's my dad.
Is he here?
I accidentally hit his car a few days ago
and wanted to apologize.
He probably didn't even notice.
Oh, he definitely noticed.
It's all he's talked about for the last two days.
If I were you, I'd run.
Who is it?
Don't buy anything.
Hi. Uh, I'm the one who hit your car.
Betty, it's the criminal who hit our car.
What kind of person doesn't leave a note?
Betty, I did leave a note.
Then I went back and took it.
Why do I keep telling people that?
Are you gonna translate for me?
I don't think you want me to.
Like, every little problem Adam and I have turns into a fight.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe I'm too broken to be in a partnership with someone.
Hey, for 35 bucks, I expect words.
Shrink it up.
What if I were to give you some tools
to communicate with Adam better?
Well, now we're talking. That sounds like value.
Lay 'em on me.
What I would suggest
is when things get heated, uh, try some physical contact.
You want me to hit him?
I mean, you know, granted, he won't see it coming.
I want you to give him a gentle touch in order to maintain
a loving connection during conflict.
In our case, gentle touch frequently leads to sex.
But maybe that's what you're going for.
Sex is not a resolution for conflict.
Then you're not doing it right.
Also, we've noticed you have some impulse control issues.
What if you and Adam try to count to two
before saying anything during an argument?
Now, if you had counted to two just then,
you might've said something more constructive.
Nope, still stupid.
好了 很可惜 时间到了
Okay. Sadly, we're out of time.
See you next week.
That's a Life Saver.
You're a Life Saver.
I'm in here.
I hope you're hungry, 'cause I've been ma...
I was starving on the way home.
I saved you the legs.
Adam, I specifically told you this morning
that I was making dinner.
Why can't you ev...
You see, my love,
I made salmon for us.
Why are you counting?
It's a tool Trevor gave me.
You count to two so you don't say things in anger.
I'm paying now, so this is the elite stuff.
You're paying now? You didn't tell me that.
Yes, I did!
One, two. Yes, I did.
Okay, what's this? u202d
The other tool he gave me.
It's supposed to make us feel connected.
Your hand smells like fish. And by the way,
I've told you a dozen times I hate salmon.
I hate the way you say "Ma-ture,"
but you got to hit the hard "T," Don'tcha?
And touch me back. One, two.
One, two. The point is, you don't listen to me.
One, two, three. You don't listen to me, either.
I never said "Three"!
You don't even listen to how many numbers to use!
Kind of pulling my hair a little bit.
I kind of know!
Let me guess.
You watched Flashdance last night?
I spent two hours on the movie
and two hours cutting the necklines
out of all my sweatshirts.
And some of mine before I took the scissors away.
Why are you suddenly watching all the movies
I loved in the third grade?
'Cause I never saw 'em.
'Cause you were poor?
'Cause I was drunk.
It's amazing how much pop culture you miss out on
when you're loaded all the time.
I know. For years I thought Ellen DeGeneres
and David Spade were the same person.
Oh, my God.
I just got asked out.
Say yes. Say yes.
Even if it's a wrong number.
It's the son of the couple whose car I hit.
I paid for their bumper,
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