I was not.
Yeah, she can't even fix a blind man's heater.
Not can't, won't.
重点是 你做着工作 自然就知道该怎么做了
The point is, you learn how to do a job by doing the job.
Exactly. Fake it till you make it.
Okay, so when they ask me what I've been up to,
I should say, um...
after I quit high school...
After you graduated high school.
After I graduated high school, I joined a rock band...
The peace corps.
The peace corps, and...
What do they do?
You helped bring clean water to poor people in Africa.
Which is where you got your love for serving coffee.
Or putting hot dogs on a stick.
Or getting famous on YouTube.
Okay, let's start over.
Does anyone know a good mechanic
who fixes cars just for the love of it?
What's wrong with your car this time?
I think it just hates me.
It doesn't even tell me to put my seat belt on anymore.
Ooh, that reminds me, do any of you have a good piano tuner?
Christy, who does our Steinway?
You could've just said no.
You could've looked around at who you're talking to.
Hey, rich people's problems
are just as valid as poor people's problems.
What do you say we kill her, eat her and steal her car?
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Okay, now guess why I'm late.
You wanted to keep your streak alive?
No, I got a job.
I'm a barista.
- Oh, that's fantastic. - Way to go.
- Fantastic. - u202dThat's great.
Oh, and I got to tell you, the advice you gave me
about lying on the application was dead on.
What's this now?
Oh, don't worry, we got it.
She sleeps on our couch, she plays by our rules.
When do you start?
明天 我拿到了制♥服♥和胸牌 只要我用
Tomorrow. I get a uniform and a name tag, and I get to drink
all the coffee I want, as long as I use the same cup.
-乔迪 我真为你骄傲 -是啊
- Oh Jodi, I'm so proud of you. - Yeah,
A toast, to becoming a productive, tax-paying citizen.
Oh, Bonnie said I didn't have to pay taxes.
妈 生气的盲人 九点方向
Mom, angry blind man, nine o'clock.
Oh, dear god!
What are you doing? He can't see you.
Then what's he looking at?
All right, that's it, we got to find a new place to live.
Or you could fix his heater.
So when exactly did you start selling your eggs?
The day they started paying for them.
Oh, god, mom.
Just a heads-up, don't have sex with any guys who look like me.
Not a problem.
Check it out-- after two weeks
of writing people's names on coffee cups, I got paid.
- Hey, way to go. - u202dCongratulations.
Do you realize that this is the first time
I've made money that I can't get arrested for?
That's great, Jodi.
Remember your first honest buck?
Yeah, it was the eggs.
Okay, you know what you're gonna do with this money?
Yeah-- purple hair extensions.
No. You're gonna take $100 out of here
and send it to your sister.
什么 不行 这是我的钱 我赚来的
What? No, this is my money, I earned it.
Yeah. And your sister earned the money you stole from her.
Okay, but wouldn't me giving her this money
just be me trying to buy her love?
Oh, she's good.
No, it would be you making amends to your sister
a hundred bucks a week, every week, until it's paid off.
Forget it, no way.
I think it's time we started charging her rent.
Okay, okay, I'll do it.
we're very good with kids when we're not related to them.
We might be. I sold a lot of eggs.
I don't know, maybe this is a bad idea.
I haven't seen her in two years,
and we were always very different people.
Relax. Your sister wouldn't have invited you
To come live with her if she wasn't ready
to give you a second chance.
Or eighth or ninth chance.
I can do this.
Just stay sober and help her out around the house.
Maybe wash the dishes once in awhile.
And don't take food off her plate.
Or money from her purse.
Listen, I just wanted to thank you for everything.
It's our pleasure.
I don't know where I'd be without you guys.
I mean, you literally saved my life.
I love you.
We love you, too.
I'm crying all over your fake purple hair.
Let's move this along.
Can I help you?
They really are different.
I'm looking for Theresa Hubbard.
She's in 5-G. This is 4-G.
Oh. Sorry to bother you.
Oh, god, we're gonna have to say good-bye all over again.
She literally said that we literally saved her life.
That's because we literally did.
- I feel so good right now. - u202dMe, too.
This is how Gandhi must have felt when he did
whatever it was that he did.
I think it's safe to say that helping Jodi
makes up for every bad thing I've ever done.
Yeah. So what if you made a blind man
go three months without heat?
- You saved a life. - Damn right.
- I never want to lose this feeling. - Neither do I.
- I want more. - More is always better.
You know what we need?
- More? u202d- Yes.
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