我说了 你好 贝弗莉
I said, "Hello, Beverly."
I heard you.
好吧 有礼了 暴躁鬼
All right, well, namaste , grumpy pants!
You are too nice, Bonnie Plunkett.
And too good-lookin'.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
I just got a text from Violet. She's on her way over.
She give a hint what it's about?
没有 就说了 我在过来 得谈谈
No. Just "Coming over. Need to talk."
Ooh, very scary, boys and girls.
Do you think she broke up with Gregory?
That or she's pregnant again.
Or she broke up with him and she's pregnant.
Oh, I hate this.
Hang on. Maybe we're overreacting.
Maybe she's on her way over here
to share some good news with her mother.
If you're not gonna take this seriously then just be quiet.
Well, this is a nice surprise.
What brings you by?
This is kind of hard for me to say. Um...
Oh, god. I gave birth to you in less time.
What is it?
Relax. It's nothing bad.
Then why are you here?
I know I haven't been the best daughter lately.
Careful. Could be a trap.
I-I never call.
I never check to see how you're doing.
Well, honey, in your defense,
I think that's just 'cause you don't like me.
And that's fine.
No, it's not.
I've been talking to Gregory about everything
that goes on between us,
and he encouraged me to reach out to you,
see if we maybe could rebuild our relationship.
I did not see this coming.
Did you see this coming?
I did not.
Anyway, I really liked the idea
Because I don't want the kind of relationship with you
that you have with grandma.
- Hey. You know, your mom and I have been getting along really... u202d- Szh-szh-szh-szh.
Go ahead, honey.
I just wanted to tell you I love you
and I hope we can start spending more time together.
That's the best news you could've brought me.
Yeah. She thought you were pregnant.
Do you not know the meaning of "Szh-szh-szh"?
That's great, Christy.
That's the real benefit of staying sober.
Families get to heal.
Yeah. It's finally happening.
Tell her the best part.
Oh. After three years of requests and pokes,
my daughter has accepted me as her friend on Facebook.
Of course, now I know that she has a marijuana leaf
tattooed on her ass, but still... Yay.
Let's go somewhere else.
What was that about?
Who knows? Bitch be crazy.
That's the woman in our building my mother stole drugs from.
They weren't drugs.
They were cat tranquilizers.
How is that not drugs?
I had to take, like, seven to get a buzz.
That's 'cause you don't weigh eight pounds.
We're getting off the point.
I'm guessing you didn't make the amends to her that we discussed.
Well, that'd be a good guess, Marjorie.
What are you waiting for?
Honestly? For the day I find her dead, bloated body
in the bathtub.
Bonnie, if you want to stay sober
and walk through this world free of guilt, shame, and resentment,
you have to take responsibility for your actions.
Sorry. It's just... It's hard to imagine you...
This is so much fun.
I can't remember the last time you and I went shopping.
I do. I was nine.
I'd outgrown all my clothes for school,
so you stole some jeans and t-shirts
and shoved 'em in my backpack.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
You know, I stole that backpack, too.
My kid wants a hello kitty backpack,
she gets a hello kitty backpack.
Oh, my god.
I know. I'm sorry.
No, don't be.
I'm finally realizing that you were doing the best you could
to take care of me.
I hope you know I'm not the...
shoplifting, drug-addled, single mom I used to be.
Don't worry. We're good.
You mean that?
I promise this is the last time I'll cry today.
Good, 'cause I need you to help me do some damage
to Gregory's credit card.
You got it.
It's so nice he gives you money for clothes.
Yeah. He's 22 years older than me.
He gives me money for everything.
As well he should.
- Meh. - Meh?
Yeah, you're right. Meh.
Ooh. Now, this is cute.
Look at this.
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