I love that, too.
- Not meh? - So not meh.
Ugh, now I have to make a decision.
No, you don't. I'll stick this one in my purse.
- Mom. - I'm kidding.
You know, how 'bout you buy that one,
I'll buy this one, and we'll share?
Wow, we are like best friends.
Always and forever.
Oh. It's still alive.
'bout time you fixed that thing.
There are 24 units in this building, Beverly.
I'm only one person.
Our old building manager had everything running perfectly.
Yeah. And then he went out behind the trash bins
and blew his brains out.
At least he knew where the trash bins were.
I fixed it!
Well, that's a first.
We need to clear the air.
- Oh, yeah? - u202dYeah.
All right. I'm listening.
What's the matter,
cat tranquilizers got your tongue?
cat got your tongue 哑口无言
Let's put all our cards on the table.
I don't like you,
you don't like me.
Too much. I'm out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got to share this with you.
I realize now
that all of the heartbreak, all of the struggle,
it all had a purpose.
To allow me to have
the greatest day a mother could ask for.
And I got a new top.
Go Christy, go Christy.
Are you high?
My daughter loves me.
What must that be like?
Oh, right. You wouldn't know.
We went shopping, we got pedicures,
and then we had coffee with her friends.
And get this, Violet wasn't embarrassed to be seen with me.
She was actually proud.
I know! I thought the same thing.
But it turns out being a high school dropout, recovering alcoholic,
failed pole dancer with two kids
from two different loser baby daddies makes me the cool mom.
Did you tell 'em how you used to smuggle drugs
into the country in your tushy?
Does Neil Diamond forget to sing "Sweet Caroline"?
And it gets better.
Violet invited us over for dinner
with her and gregory this Sunday.
What's the matter with you?
I just tried to make amends to Beverly.
It didn't go very well.
Aw. Too bad.
Okay, well, bye!
Where you goin'?
I've got a class.
Hey, mom, not that you asked for my opinion...
I think you should go over to Beverly's apartment
and straighten things out with her.
I promise it'll make you feel better,
And, more importantly, it will help you stay sober.
Are you done?
Get out of here!
Go Bonnie! Go Bonnie!
What do you want, Plunkett?
Here's 50 bucks.
What's this for?
A while back, you accused me of stealing some of your cat's tranquilizers.
At the time, I denied it because I was...
Well, I was blasted on cat tranquilizers.
But I'm sober now,
and part of me staying that way is repairing the damage I did.
Is that it?
Uh, for the last six months,
I've been turning your rent in late,
so you may want to check your credit rating.
- You didn't. - u202dI did.
Also, if you've been wondering what happened
to your fruit-of-the month basket... Well,
here. The mangoes were delicious.
Is there more?
No, that's it.
I'm sorry, and I hope you can forgive me.
No, I mean, it's amazing
you think you can throw a few bucks around,
wave a magic wand, and suddenly,
you're not a horrible human being anymore.
Well, that would be ideal.
Well, I don't forgive you.
拜托 贝弗莉 我很努力的
Oh, come on, Beverly. I'm really trying here.
No you're not. You're just flappin' your gums
and hoping I let you off the hook.
But you know what?
You're a liar and an addict, and...
and I have no respect for people like you.
And you can keep your money!
I don't see how this is keeping me sober.
That top looks great on you.
Thanks. I'm kind of diggin' yours.
Bonnie, is the brisket okay?
Yeah, just not much of an appetite.
She's a little depressed
because she found out how much people hate her.
Not people. Person.
No, I asked around.
I find that hard to believe.
You're always so, uh...
I'm always so what?
At the moment, scary.
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