Uh, I'm-I'm just gonna clear this stuff away.
You have him trained well.
I can't take credit for that.
His mom broke him pretty good.
You guys seem like you're doing great.
We are. You know, a couple nights ago,
we stayed up talking until 2:00 in the morning.
All kinds of stuff.
Did you know that George Bush's dad was president, too?
So, how is he in the sack?
- You do not have to answer that. - Oh, come on.
I'm missing Sunday Night Football. Give me something.
All right, this is kind of cute.
Suddenly you're curious.
Well, she is my best friend.
After we, like...
you know, do it,
Why? Is he ticklish?
He's giggling because he can't believe his good luck.
What was so funny?
You know us girls. We just love to giggle.
I'll get dessert.
I have to tell you,
Violet has been a totally different person
the last few days.
What's the right word? Happy.
Me, too, and I know
you're the one who encouraged her to mend fences with me,
and I can't thank you enough.
Although to be completely honest,
I did have a selfish motive.
- What do you mean? - Well, as a psychotherapist,
I know that if a woman has a positive relationship
with her mother, she's more likely
to forge strong bonds with her own children.
Anyway, I, uh, can't wait to be a father,
and you and Violet getting along will only make her a better mom.
I get that,
but you can wait a little while, right?
Oh, yeah, well, we're not even married yet.
On the other hand, I'm not getting any younger.
是的 如果等太久 你就会射"木屑"了
True, you wait too long, you'll be shootin' sawdust.
Well, where do you think sawdust comes from?
You have lots of time to have kids.
And I know that Violet's not in a rush.
She wants to finish college,
Maybe even start a career before she has another baby.
I'm sorry. Another baby?
You just said, "Before she has another baby."
Yeah, you did just say that. Why'd you say that?
Are you telling me that Violet had a baby?
I think it's charming you giggle after sex.
Who's ready for banana cream?
What's going on?
Violet, I assumed you told him about the baby.
I'm so sorry.
I do so much better when you are not in my life.
I know how upset you must be,
but if we leave now,
we can get home in time to see the fourth quarter.
What are you looking at?
Pictures of me and Violet, back when she loved me.
Oh, that's a good one. When did you take that?
Three hours ago.
I want to apologize.
The other day, I said some things I'm not proud of.
My dad was a drunk.
He did some horrible things.
然后他就会说 抱歉 我再也不会这样了
And then he'd just say, "Sorry, I'll never do it again."
And then he'd do it again.
So when you apologized... It kind of set me off.
Beverly, I had no idea.
How could you?
Anyway, I realize you're not him,
and it wasn't fair to talk to you the way I did.
I'm sorry, too.
You want to come in for some tea and football?
You know, you two have a lot in common.
Her mom was a drunk.
Hey, Vi. What's goin' on?
I just wanted to apologize for what I said last night.
- To who? - To me.
- Why? - No idea.
Honey, um, I'm the one who should be apologizing.
No, it was my fault.
I should have told Gregory about the baby,
but... I was too scared.
Just know that grandma and I will always lie for you,
but you got to give us a heads up.
Tell her lying's what makes us a family.
So how's it going with Gregory?
Not good. He's real upset.
Violet, not that you asked for my opinion...
but in my experience, when you screw up and get caught--
Something I've done a lot--
It's usually best to take responsibility
and deal with the consequences.
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