Christy, over here.
Oh. Hey, Christy!
Look at that.
You brought a date
to our son's parent-teacher conference.
Candace thought she could provide some insight
into Roscoe's academic development.
We both thought that.
We both thought that.
You must be Roscoe's parents.
Two of us are.
Did you get my e-mail
about making costumes for the musical?
Three frogs and a prince.
I'm sewing away like a cambodian sweatshop.
Candace is the room mom.
Well, I'm the mom mom.
No one's arguing that.
Mom mom beats room mom. Ask anybody.
Okay. So, before we get started,
I just have to ask...
Um, has there been a change
in Roscoe's living situation recently?
Yeah, he's been staying with us more.
If Roscoe's schoolwork is suffering,
we can certainly go back to the original arrangement.
不 恰恰相反 他做得很好
Oh, no, on the contrary, he is doing terrific.
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah, in all of his subjects.
He's reading above grade level.
Oh, I do vocabulary flashcards with him, so...
She does 'em with me too.
And I have made significant proclivity.
Well, whatever the situation is,
the change in Roscoe has been remarkable.
Well, that's great news.
And you were so right about limiting his tv time
and making sure that he has a balanced and nutritious diet.
Yeah, you know, well, I say that to all the parents
and so few listen.
Just so we're clear, I am the parent.
I may not listen, but I am the parent.
It's okay, Christy.
We all know you're doing the best that you can.
Do not do the pity voice with me.
Oh, dear, now you're upset.
I am not upset, you big red turd.
Baxter, say something.
对 巴克斯特 说点什么
Yes, Baxter, say something.
Mrs. Lippert, may I use the bathroom?
Oh, hey, Bonnie. Come on in.
Wow! Look at you!
Oh. Oh... Laundry day.
So, what brings you by?
I was just looking for my daughter.
I thought I'd surprise her and take her to lunch.
I think she's working at the restaurant today.
Probably should've called her first.
Well, if you'd called, then you couldn't surprise her.
Oh, look at you, thinking like a lawyer.
I didn't graduate 281st in my class for nothing.
So, uh, whatcha doin'?
Working on a big case?
I wish. I'm just a small town lawyer.
Don't sell yourself short, you read all these books.
Not really, they came with the office.
I guess I'll just... take myself to lunch.
Let-let-let me take you to lunch.
You're not too terribly busy?
No, I'm just trying to get bail
for some guy in county lockup-- he can wait.
Uh, so, what do you... what do you feel like eating?
A salad or something?
I'm actually more of a meat-eater, Steve.
- Meet you at the car? - No problem.
Be a man for once.
Knock it off.
Your balls just went to the car.
Your girlfriend needs to know her place.
I don't see what the problem is.
You heard the teacher.
Because of Candace our son is doing great.
But what happens when you dump her for some other bimbo?
Are you calling Candace a bimbo?
She went to Stanford.
I'm, like, the third guy she's ever slept with.
She told you you were the third guy?
Please, multiply that by nine,
and double it if she was in a sorority.
I'm too upset for arithmetic.
Baxter, don't you see what's happening?
This woman is inserting herself into Roscoe's life,
playing at being his mom,
and we both know how this is gonna end.
No, you don't see what's happening.
This isn't gonna end.
I love Candace, and I'm gonna marry her.
I bought the ring.
I'm gonna propose Sunday at the champagne brunch.
Slip the chef a few bucks
and have him cook it into her omelet.
That's very romantic.
Hope she doesn't choke on it.
I know, right?
Are you sure about this?
I thought maybe you'd be happy for me.
I really want to be,
但坎迪斯是个卑鄙 固执己见 操纵他人的女人
but Candace is such a sneaky, pushy, manipulative woman.
What can I tell you?
I have a type.
Christy, is it really the bread you're angry at?
Maybe it is. You don't know.
Honey, it's not a bad thing
that your son has more people who love him.