That's what I told her.
Well, despite that, it's good advice.
And you know Roscoe is never gonna choose Candace over you.
I liked my father's second wife way more than my mom.
当然 我们穿同一♥码♥ 她还给我买♥♥伏特加
Of course, we wore the same size and she bought me vodka.
Bottom line, would you rather your son had a horrible stepmother,
who made his life miserable?
How miserable are we talking?
You got a positive report from Roscoe's teacher,
and a man you no longer want is getting married.
You might want to stop and think about
why this bothers you so much.
She's dating Steve.
Bonnie, is that a good idea?
I am not dating him as much as playing with him.
Like when you hold a piece of yarn over a cat's head
and you get 'em spinning around and they fall over.
First of all, you're never coming near my cats again.
And secondly, Steve is very fragile right now,
and you're playing a very dangerous game with him.
It's Wednesday, don't you have some intercourse to do?
So... What could happen
if I sued for sole custody?
Well, it won't be pretty.
It sounds like your ex is marrying into some big money,
so they can drag it out forever.
I guess I'll need a good lawyer.
So will your ex.
Will you give him my card?
Hey, uh, speaking of custody battles,
has your mom ever been to Cabo?
But she's not allowed back.
That is so Bonnie.
Sounds like you're a little smitten.
Oh, I'm way past smitten.
I just really like her.
You had one lunch.
I know, it's crazy.
I just can't help
but feel like there's something special between us.
I... I get that.
Just do yourself a favor and go slow.
You know, if we got married, I'd be your stepdad.
Take time to get to know each other.
天啊 我不知道 这可能毁了这一切
Gee, I don't know, that might ruin it.
Ah, home, sweet home.
Sorry, I'm, uh, texting something to Steve
to whet his appetite.
He is going to wet everything.
I can't work this stupid thing.
Do you mind?
Yes, I mind.
I am not taking dirty pictures of my mother.
Would you rather a stranger do it?
So what's your endgame with Steve?
Just flirting, having fun.
- Really? - Yeah, get my groove back
till I find somebody I like and I'm ready.
Except Steve's thinking marriage.
How the hell does he get to that?
I don't know, maybe a lamb chop lunch
with six feet of daisy duke.
So I guess the question now is--
Do you want to be in a relationship with him?
Hmm, I feel like I should pretend that's hard to answer.
Why don't you do everybody a favor?
Sit down with him, tell him he got the wrong idea
and that you just want to be friends.
Yeah, I guess.
So I should delete these?
Send this one to Wendy.
Let's see what happens.
Hey, before your dad gets here,
can we talk for a minute?
Can you turn off the game?
I can talk and play.
Okay, um, so I talked to your teacher,
And she told me how great you're doing,
and I just want to tell you I'm really proud of you.
And I'm sorry I'm not around more,
you know, to volunteer in your class and...
I'm just trying to make a better life for us.
That doesn't mean I don't love you
and miss you like crazy when you're not here.
Look out for the zombie.
Whoa, that is disturbingly violent.
Anyway, it's not always gonna be like this.
At some point, you and I will be able to spend more time together.
So for now you're okay with the way things are?
You like Candace?
Yeah, don't you?
Um... Another zombie.
He's dead. Again.
Boy, you are really good at this game.
Yeah, so you didn't answer my question.
Do you like Candace?
这么说吧 你喜欢 我就喜欢
Well, let's just say if you do, I do.
There is one thing about her that kind of makes me mad.
Really? Tell me.
She doesn't let me play this game.
She says it's not good for me.
Well, you know what?
When you're in this house,
you can decapitate all the zombies you want.
Can we stop talking now?
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