大家好 我叫邦妮 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
Well, there's only nine more dating days till Christmas,
and I'm starting to lose hope.
I mean, how is it this package has no one
to unwrap it on Christmas morning?
The holidays are rough enough without drinking.
At this point, I'd let anyone...
Stuff my turkey...
Put it in the oven and finish decorating.
我是说 我好久没有男友了 自从...
I mean, I haven't had a boyfriend since...
With the year I've had,
with the cancer and the chemo...
The Brazilian butt-lift.
I mean, nothing's working.
I still don't have a guy to wake up with on Christmas morning.
And it's just not the same
having your staff watch you open your gifts, you know?
I mean, they say "Feliz navidad,"
but their hearts aren't in it.
A little sex right now would be...
Difficult without a ladder.
I just, I need a guy who can drag in a tree,
hang lights, put together a toy for my kid...
Okay, and maybe...
Cuddle me by the fire at his lake house,
Tell me I'm special...
while he slowly undresses me.
Anyway, merry freaking Christmas.
Now you realize if we do this,
we are officially giving up.
Oh, don't ruin cake, it's all I have left.
Maybe we'll all meet guys at the dance.
For the last time, we are not spending Christmas Eve
at a sober dance.
- Why not? - It's a sober dance.
We're gonna remember every minute of it.
Hi. u202dHey, roomie.
How was your church conference?
If I got paid by the "Amen," I'd be a rich woman.
Ooh, we're gonna need another fork over here pronto.
What's been going on around here?
Well, a lot of people are very excited about the holiday sober dance.
- Oh, yeah, I got your evite. u202d- Can you come?
Well, I got to check my schedule.
That's a no, Wendy.
Did you get to any meetings in Atlanta?
No, we were really busy.
Well, you can jump back in now that you're home.
Yeah, I guess.
This cake is really delicious.
It's the same cake I ordered for the sober dance.
Oh, for god's sake, let it go.
You know, if we're gonna have a party,
we should have one for you.
You're coming on two years sober.
Well, actually that's something I wanted to talk to you about.
After a lot of soul-searching and prayer,
I, uh, decided I'm not an alcoholic.
You're not just saying that to get out of the dance, are you?
If so, I'm not an alcoholic either.
So, first night of the conference,
a bunch of us went out to dinner,
and reverend Baker ordered a bottle of cabernet.
The waiter filled my glass, and I looked at it,
and I thought, "I think I can handle this."
And you know what?
I was right.
I didn't even finish my glass.
I did that once.
But only because the ambulance driver insisted I put it down.
Here's the thing.
Alcohol was never my problem, drugs were my problem.
Now, if Reverend Baker bought us an eight ball,
I'd still be in Atlanta looking for my panties.
But with wine, I'm okay.
So let me get this straight-- you're drinking now?
It's been a week,
and I've had, I don't know, maybe three glasses.
By glasses, you mean bottles.
By bottles, you mean cases.
No, I mean glasses.
I hope you're okay with it.
You girls are my family.
I don't want this to change anything.
This is a self-diagnosed disease.
If you don't think you have a problem,
who are we to say you do?
I'm gonna say it.
I was with her at her first meeting.
She had $10,000 worth of drugs and a full minibar in her purse.
But no wine.
Bonnie, not our call.
So we're cool?
Once in a while, if I have a glass of wine in front of you,
you're all okay?
Well, I think...
Marjorie, what do I think?
Regina, we love you,
And there's no judgment here.
Matter of fact...
Waiter, would you bring our friend a glass of, uh...
Is this a trick?
Probably, she's like a jedi.
Is anyone else hearing saxophone music?
- Thank you. - u202dThank you, u202dthank you.
You sure this is okay?
- Yes. - Yes, absolutely.
So y'all have plans for Chr...
Just lip gloss.
How was your run?
No man's ever gonna see me naked again.
What do you say, after I take a shower,
we go pick up a tree?
I don't know.
Maybe we should just skip Christmas this year.
Aw, what's wrong, Charlie Brown?
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