No it isn't.
This is my friend Marcus Manigault-Dupree.
这几位是邦妮 温蒂 吉尔
This is Bonnie, Wendy, Jill,
Nice to meet you all.
Nice to meet you.
If you'll excuse us, we're just gonna grab
a quick bite before we head back to my place.
Now she has a boyfriend?
You promised me she'd be kissing a bum in a dumpster.
But she's having afternoon sex with Marcus Manigault-Dupree.
Give her time. She's going down.
Oh, please, the only person going down
is Marcus Manigault-Dupree!
I leave this by the mailboxes
to make it easy for the tenants
to give me a holiday tip,
and all I got was an Arby's coupon and a polaroid
of a penis in a santa hat.
Give me that.
No, I want to do it.
妈 瞧瞧 是商品目录里的人
Hey, mom, look, it's the people from the catalog.
Come on in.
I'm sorry we're early, but it started to snow in Tahoe
and you know there's nothing like fresh powder.
Oh, you don't have to tell us that.
Merry Christmas, mom.
Aw, thank you, honey.
I got you a perfume that's a little less obvious.
Oh, where does he get it?
And these are for you and Christy.
Oh, wow, how unexpected.
Oh, please, don't feel bad if you didn't get anything for us.
Don't be silly, mom.
Of course we got them something.
Here you go.
Merry Christmas from the Plunketts.
Roscoe, your gifts are under the tree.
Can I talk to you for a sec?
Here you go.
Santa didn't forget about you.
We need to make this quick.
Candace wants to hit the road.
She's really got you on a short leash.
You need to man up.
瞧瞧我 克丽丝蒂 无力回天了
Look at me, Christy. That ship has sailed.
What's going on?
I just want to ask your opinion about something.
You were around towards the end of my drinking.
A lot of people were.
医护人员 县警长 动物管理局
Paramedics, county sheriff, animal control.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But with the benefit of hindsight,
don't you think it's possible I was just going through a phase?
You were on a first-name basis with the guy who pumped your stomach.
Oh, yeah-- Phil.
Where's this going?
Are you thinking of drinking again?
My friend's drinking again,
and she's doing great.
And look at you, you used to smoke weed every day
and now you only do it once in a while.
Yep, just nights and weekends.
That's every day, but moving on.
You still put a tie on every morning,
you sell cars, you're a great dad.
Those are the exact words that my pot dealer used.
The thing is,
I think I could do that, too.
天啊 不 克丽丝蒂
Oh, my god, no, Christy.
When you were drinking, your life was a tire fire.
You'd disappear for days at a time.
And then to make things worse, you'd come home.
I know, but I thi...
You can do whatever you want.
But I'd really hate for Roscoe
to ever see his mom drunk again.
Christy, maybe you haven't noticed,
But you're doing pretty great, too.
Short leash. Sorry.
I just don't get why we're apologizing to Regina.
我是说 我们想帮她 而她让我们去死
I mean, we tried to help her and she told us to go to hell.
Well, maybe we should've left her alone.
She certainly didn't ask for help.
But if she ever does, we'll be there for her.
Hey, ghost of Christmas past, give it a rest.
Isn't it a little weird just showing up
at her new place without a gift?
Should we stop and get her a bottle of hooch?
I'm not stopping anywhere on Christmas Eve.
Jill, those earrings are nice.
Oh, my god!
These are the most beautiful earrings I've ever seen.
I picked them out.
Happy housewarming/Merry Christmas.
You really shouldn't have done this.
They look so expensive.
We just wanted to say we're sorry.
We were way out of line to think we knew what was best for you.
Even though we do.
Ah, well, we should get going.
You probably have plans with your fella.
Actually, Marcus is out of town visiting his folks.
Why don't we order in Chinese food,
and watch some sappy Christmas movie?
As much good as that sounds,
we're going to Wendy's loser dance.
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