Oh. You know, we could never serve this where I work.
It's over roasted and totally acidic.
Jodi, it's an AA meeting.
The only thing this coffee needs to be is not vodka.
You do know you two aren't fooling anyone, right?
What are you talking about?
Mom, everyone knows you and Steve are dating.
- No, they don't. - Yeah, they do.
See? Why are you even bothering keeping it a secret?
I don't like people gossiping about my personal life.
You gossip about other people all the time.
I don't gossip, I deliver the news.
How come you're not sitting with your boyfriend?
He's not my boyfriend.
Oh, no. Did you break up?
We were never together.
Told you it wouldn't last.
This, right here-- this is gossip.
Well, you guys promised me that if I stayed sober,
all the stuff in my life would work itself out,
and, amazingly enough, it's finally happening.
My law practice is starting to pick up.
Appreciate all the DUI cases I get around here.
And best of all,
I'm actually starting to date.
Knock it off.
I started seeing this woman who's just incredible.
She's, uh, sexy and smart,
got a heart of gold...
Uh-oh. He's cheating on you.
- What are you doing here? - Hiding.
His mother. She's staying with us for a couple of weeks.
Oh. Lucky you.
When did she get into town?
Three hours ago.
Aw... poor baby.
You can hide here as long as you want.
Thanks. Where's Grandma?
She's on a date.
Oh, with that lawyer guy?
How do you know?
Listen, I kind of need your help.
Anything, of course.
Oh, it's Jill. Just give me one second.
Hi, Jill, what's up?
Okay, I'm kind of in the middle of something
with my daughter right now-- can I...
Did not slow her down at all.
Okay, can I call you back later?
Great. Great, thanks.
What do you need?
So... Gregory's mom would really like to meet you and Grandma.
Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
Yeah, I was hoping I could put it off. No offense.
None taken. I'd try to hide us, too.
So I was thinking maybe on Sun...
Oh, I'm sorry, I gotta take this.
Hey, Jodi, what's up?
Girl I'm sponsoring in AA.
Well, he is your boss.
Uh, he's allowed to tell you
to not to make personal phone calls at work.
Is that him yelling at you right now?
Okay, why don't you call me when you're on a break
再给我打电♥话♥吧 谢谢 再见
or you've been fired. Okay, thanks, bye.
Wow, so people actually call you for advice?
Well, drunks and drug addicts call me.
Nobody with good judgment.
So, uh, your future mother-in-law.
I was thinking we could all go out for dinner Sunday night,
she can meet you, hate you,
we can all be home by 9:00.
First of all, she is not going to hate us,
we'll be on our best behavior.
You'll swear we're other people.
I think we should do it here.
It's a family dinner,
we should pretend to be one.
Come on, it couldn't be worse
than the first time I met Baxter's mom.
I know, I was just talking about it in therapy.
You were so drunk, how do you even remember it?
Easy. They send you a copy of the police report.
Did someone order a large pizza
with a side of me?
This is a nice surprise.
It's about to get a whole lot nicer.
You just need to decide which do you want first?
Keeping in mind the pizza will get cold
but this will stay hot forever.
Oh, I want you.
That's the right answer, but I'm starving,
so we're gonna start with pizza.
Can I tell you a secret fantasy I have?
Ooh, if it's me, pizza and another girl,
I get to pick the girl.
Actually, I'd love for us
to go out to lunch or dinner sometime,
like a regular couple.
We'd have lunch or dinner.
That's not even one shade of grey.
You know, Steve, I kind of like
what we got going on here, let's not mess with it.
Yeah, I-I like it too, it's just, uh,
sometimes it feels like you don't want to be seen with me.
What are you talking about? That is so not true.
Look, I know we agreed to keep it discreet,
but at a certain point, I got to wonder
are-are we boyfriend and girlfriend
or just quickies and takeout?
Well, you say quickies and takeout like it's a bad thing.
I'm not asking you to marry me, I'm just asking for us
to go out to dinner sometime. Maybe...
see a movie,
take a romantic walk in the park.
Why do I always have to be the guy?
Hey, just because I have feelings doesn't mean I'm not a man.
Eh, it kind of does.
Do yourself a favor-- save your feelings for your diary.
It's not a diary.
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