Sorry. I texted you, like, 1,000 times but you didn't answer.
Who is this person?
Hi, I'm Jodi.
Ah. You're Violet's friend?
No, Christy's my sponsor.
I'm helping her stay sober.
Why do you need to crash here?
'Cause my sister's a bitch.
Mom, can you do this another time?
等等 小维 发生什么事了
Hang on, Vi. What happened?
I-I guess I borrowed her car without telling her first,
and she totally freaked out on me.
Oh, this is an easy one-- you're wrong.
Go make amends to your sister and get your ass to a meeting.
But she was really mean to me.
Believe it or not, I am so proud of that girl.
So, Christy, I have to ask,
是什么激励了你 让你回去上学 当律师
what inspired you to go back to school to become a lawyer?
Well, actually, it was something I've wanted to do
since I was a kid.
I saw this one get hauled off by the police a bunch of times,
I wanted to help her.
You couldn't just say you read a book about Lincoln?
You know, that's interesting.
I got into psychology to help my mother.
As you can see, it didn't work.
I thought it was to understand
your obsession with boobies.
I had to breastfeed him till he was four.
Yeah, you want to zetz with the big boys, that's what happens.
So, we gonna talk about the age difference with these two or what?
Please let's go back to boobies.
Christy, tell me
that you're not concerned.
Well, I-I was at first,
but they both seem happy together, and...
isn't that what's important?
Hmm. Thank you, Mary Poppins.
How 'bout you?
...who am I to judge?
I'm a middle-aged woman.
What does that got to do with anything?
I just wanted you to know I'm a lot younger than you are.
Why don't I get that.
Now, that's a zetz.
What are you doing here?
You wouldn't answer your phone, you don't return my texts.
I want to know what's going on.
What's going on is we've got company.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- No! - No?!
I demand to be heard!
I am not your secret sex toy!
Mom, you mind taking your dumb-ass life outside?
Can you imagine what they were like when they drank?
I'm tired of letting you call all the shots.
Now, are we in a real relationship or not?
Wow. I've never seen this forceful side of you before.
Well, sometimes a man's got--
- Well, I don't like it! - Okay.
Is Christy here? I need to talk to Christy.
Yeah. She's inside. What's going on?
My ex-husband is having a baby
with his skanky anesthesiologist,
which is crazy, because he never wanted to have a baby with me.
why wouldn't anybody want to have a baby with me?!
So you can't even take a Xanax?
We face our difficulties with dignity and grace.
Christy, I need you.
My husband knocked up his whore.
Everybody, this is Jill.
Jill, this is...
Why don't you answer your phone?
- Let's talk in the kitchen. - Mom,
can't you do this later?
Just need five minutes.
I would've been a wonderful mother!
Maybe six minutes.
Maybe we should go.
Are you kidding? This is like dinner and a show.
You'll regret this, Bonnie Plunkett!
You're gonna miss my lovin'!
Sorry about that.
Is everything okay?
Not really. I had to end it with him.
All because he didn't want to be your secret sex toy.
Oh, for God's sakes.
They say these things out loud.
I shouldn't listen?
It wasn't him.
It's just hard for me to make a commitment.
Yeah? Why is that?
Well, I don't know if Violet told you,
but the love of my life died last year.
Oh, I'm sorry. No.
How did he die?
We were in bed together...
I'm sorry. Two more minutes.
Oh, forget it. Let's just get out of here.
维奥莉特 拜托 我在努力
Violet, please, I'm trying.
Yeah, you're always trying.
I asked you for one normal family dinner
and you couldn't do it.
Hey, friends come to me for help.
I am not gonna turn them away.
- Yeah, but I'm-- - There's no buts.
People were there for me when I needed them.
Now it's my turn.
Great. And as always,
it doesn't matter what I need.
Wait, may I say something?
Say it in the car.
When I came here tonight,
I didn't know what to expect.
我是说 酒鬼 毒瘾者