Previously on Mom...
You said you wanted to meet my new girlfriend.
克丽丝蒂 这是坎迪斯 坎迪斯 这是克丽丝蒂
Christy, Candace. Candace, Christy.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, same here.
You know, Baxter's told me
all about how you've turned your life around.
Good for you.
Candace bought me new clothes.
Yeah, I noticed.
No one's owned them before.
I'm the first person to wear them.
Christy, I hear you just moved into a new apartment.
Yeah, we're really excited about it.
I live in the closet.
Hey, you made it.
Can we go swimming?
The pool is heated and the spa's all toasty.
Go put your suit on.
Love you! Bye!
Candace fixed up the guest room.
He's got his own TV, video games.
Ooh, and a closet that he can use as a closet.
That's a good one.
Merry Christmas, Mom.
Oh, thank you, honey.
I got you a perfume that's a little less obvious.
Oh, where does he get it?
Yeah, well, I say that to all the parents,
and so few listen.
Just so we're clear, I am the parent.
I may not listen, but I am the parent.
It's okay, Christy.
We all know you're doing the best that you can.
Do not do the pity voice with me.
Oh, dear. Now you're upset.
I am not upset, you big red turd.
小子 坎迪斯做了饼干 在厨房♥
Hey, buddy. Candace made cookies; they're in the kitchen.
He used to give me a hug.
Yeah, he's at that age. I wouldn't take it personally.
Look who's home.
Ooh, what a big hug!
Come on, he'd hug a scorpion if it had a cookie.
He just did.
- See you later. - See ya.
Oh. Christy? Wait.
- Hey! - You got a sec?
Uh, sure. What's up?
Well, I've just been thinking,
now that Baxter and I are getting married,
you and I are gonna be in each other's lives a lot.
Yeah, I think about that, too.
Wouldn't it just be easier
if new wife and... old wife were friends?
How about I take you to lunch tomorrow?
That sounds super fun and n-nutritious, uh...
but, um, ugh, I have plans with my mom tomorrow.
Bring her. I love Bonnie.
If we're gonna be friends, you can't lie to me.
1:00 at the Oak Ridge Country Club?
Okay, uh, great. I will see you there.
Oh, there's the hug Roscoe loves.
How about this?
At a fancy country club? I don't think so.
What's wrong with it?
Makes me look poor.
All right, then we should stop looking in this closet.
Candace couldn't just take us to
a nice restaurant at the mall,
she had to invite us to her club
to remind us how much money she's got.
So why are you doing this?
Why do you think? For Roscoe.
You know, she's gonna be in his life a long time.
I got to figure out a way to get along with her.
Look at you, taking the high road.
Yeah, I just don't want to look like a Sherpa while I'm taking it.
What are you gonna wear?
I thought I'd get something from Neiman Marcus.
How can you afford that?
Leave the tag on, return it the next day,
making sure not to sweat, spill or dribble.
You're an evil genius.
Okay. We're gonna need shoes, too.
- Ooh, how do we return those? - Easy.
Put nipple pasties on the soles so they don't scuff.
You really should start a blog.
Unfortunately, we will have to wear our own underwear.
Ooh, I could get used to this.
Good to go.
Oop. Nip slip.
Hi! You two look really nice.
- Oh, thank you. - So do you.
Is that new?
Oh, gosh, no.
When did I get this?
When we went to the opera in San Francisco.
Oh, that's right.
-"Rigolotto." - Rigoletto.
We saw them both.
Thanks for letting me join you.
Oh, no. Thank you for coming.
I have to tell you, Baxter is sitting at home right now,
out of his mind with worry that the three of us won't get along.
Why wouldn't we get along?
That is exactly what I said to him.
Frankly, I think he's afraid we'll gossip about him.
Like we don't have better things to talk about.
So, Bonnie, what is it like to manage an apartment building?
Well, to be honest, I don't think of it as managing a building,
I think of it as managing a diverse community of people.
Oh, that's a lovely thought.
我开玩笑的 我大部分时间在杀老鼠 通厕所
I'm kidding. I'm mostly killing mice and unclogging toilets.
So what's good here?