Okay, okay, okay. I am dying to ask.
What is the deal with Baxter and Q-tips?
Oh, no. Is he still leaving them on the sink?
水槽 浴缸 床头柜
The sink, the bathtub, the nightstand.
The other day, I found one in the refrigerator.
Yeah, you got to go easy on him with that.
When he cleans his ears,
it's like he goes into a trance state.
He doesn't even know he's doing it.
Remember when we took him to the emergency room to get one out?
Oh, God. A Q-tip got stuck in his ear?
You know what, we're having lunch.
Yeah, let's say ear.
Oh, well, you got to love him.
不 是你得喜欢他 我已经爱过了
Oh, no, you got to love him. I did my time.
Oh. This is so much fun.
See, I knew if we made the effort,
we could get along.
Absolutely. There's a spa here, right?
- Oh, one of the best. - Oh, yeah, we're getting along.
Well, look who's here.
- Oh, hi, Daddy. - Hey, Snickerdoodle.
Uh, these are my friends, Christy and Bonnie.
- Ah, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
-弗雷德·海耶斯 -你好 我是克丽丝蒂
- Fred Hayes. - Hi. Christy.
So how do you girls know each other?
Well, Christy actually used to be married to Baxter.
And you're friends?
I'm as surprised as you are.
And how about this lovely lady?
Have you also slept with Baxter?
I'm her mother, and ew.
You know, your ex is one of my most popular employees.
Mm. I'm not surprised.
He's a terrific guy.
That and he sells killer weed.
Oh, lighten up. He gives me a family discount.
What? I never got a discount.
Maybe that's because, at our wedding,
you introduced him to people as my "First husband."
You know, I'm liking Candace's new friends.
Oh. Thank you, I guess.
...aren't you gonna go play golf?
No, I've got plenty of time.
So, Christy, do you play?
Only if there's a windmill.
Don't have any of those.
But we do have a waterfall on the tenth hole.
Would you like to see it?
Um, I'm not wearing any sunblock.
Hang on. I've got some.
不 妈妈 不用了
No, no, Mom, I'm fine.
Close your eyes.
Off you go.
I understand you ordering lava cake.
I don't understand how you got it on your ass.
Well, I don't see how we can take it back to the store.
I hope you have a plan to pay for it.
I do. You're gonna marry Candace's dad.
God, will you stop it with that?!
He just showed me around the golf course.
Yeah, and bought you a putter in the pro shop.
For old white guys, this is as good as a promise ring.
He only bought it because I told him
I always wanted to learn to play golf,
which isn't even true.
So you started on a lie.
All the best relationships start that way.
For the last time, I am not going out with Candace's father.
This dress cost $1,200.
Yeah, you are.
Delivery for Christy Plunkett.
发生了 发生了 发生了
It's happening! It's happening! It's happening!
看卡片 看卡片 看卡片
Read the card. Read the card. Read the card.
Would you please calm down?
He wants to have dinner with me.
Thank you, Jesus!
I'm not having dinner with him.
Mom, he's Candace's father.
He's gonna be Baxter's father-in-law
and Roscoe's step-grandfather.
And he's got five car dealerships,
a full head of hair and when he looks down he can see his belt.
I'm finally starting to get along with Candace,
and she is, like it or not, a part of my son's life.
What are you doing?
I'm calling Fred to tell him I'm not gonna go out with him.
No, you're not.
- Give me the phone. - Hear me out.
I don't need to hear you out.
- Gimme. - Yes, I get the Roscoe thing,
but you deserve to be happy too.
Now, think about it.
You're pushing 40.
Yeah. How many rich guys in golf carts are coming your way?
- Oh, screw it. - If you turn that man down,
I swear I will disown you.
Oh, no. And lose all this?
That's my point.
- He sent another one? - Yup.
It's a 60-degree sand wedge.
I think it helps you get out of those little
pretend beaches they have there.
How many is that?
Looks like a whole set.
This guy won't take no for an answer.
So how about we shave those legs and say yes.
Not gonna happen.
What do you want to bet that's balls?
Which you could use.
好啊 小傻瓜 怎么了
Hey, Snickerdoodle, what's up?
We seem to have a bit of a situation.
Is Roscoe okay?
Oh, he's fine.
Christy, can we speak privately?
No. What's going on?
I don't know what your game is,
but I want you to stay away from my father.
I don't have a game.
But she could if she took some lessons.
I know you're jealous of me.
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