You've always been jealous of me.
But I can live with that
because I was raised to be tolerant of those
who are less fortunate.
What I can't live with is you trying to better yourself
by seducing my father.
I didn't seduce anybody.
I'm only gonna say this once.
Stay away from him.
Once'll do it.
Hi, Fred, it's Christy.
I changed my mind.
I would love to have dinner with you.
Really can't thank you enough.
I can't believe we didn't go shopping
for what is clearly the most important date of our lives.
It's not important. I'm just doing this
to punish Candace-- it's one-and-done.
That makes no sense.
Fred seems like a great guy.
I'm sure he is.
So after all the losers we've had,
don't we deserve a great guy?
Stop saying "We".
If you think you're getting out of here without me,
you're wrong, bucko.
Let it go.
Now, how do I look?
Now I don't care.
Cheer up, I shaved.
Oh, that's him.
Let me just give you one piece of motherly advice.
If you think you're punishing Candace
by having dinner with her father,
just imagine how she'd feel
if you managed to get pregnant tonight!
Are you sure this doesn't bother you?
Oh, not at all.
In fact, I hope you get drunk
so I can drive your Ferrari out there.
So, uh, let me see if I understand this--
you just woke up one day and said,
"I'm never gonna drink again"?
And then 11 years later I quit drinking.
Well, whatever you did,
I'm impressed with the way you turned your life around.
You should be. I'm a miracle.
Yeah, you are. Working two jobs,
raising a child, going to college.
I can also make anything for dinner as long as
I have rice cakes, mustard and American cheese.
So, um, tell me about you.
What's it like to be Napa Valley's king of Korean cars?
Oh, you saw the commercial.
Not a lot of guys can pull off a crown.
To answer your question,
it's good to be the king of Korean cars.
It's allowed me to be the driver of Italian cars.
How long have you been doing it?
Oh, let's see, uh...
it's coming up on 40 years.
Wow, that's longer than I've been...
that's a long time.
Yeah, just so you know, uh,
I'm not in the habit of going out with my daughter's friends.
Oh, I'm-I'm not her friend.
I'm sorry if I freaked you out on that last turn.
No, no, it's a Ferrari,
it's meant to be driven fast.
But not on two wheels.
No, they give you four for a reason.
we're here, so...
Uh, thank you for a lovely evening.
I... really had a good time.
When can I see you again?
Well, uh, that's a little tricky.
You get how this situation is complicated.
So how about tomorrow?
I'll bring a slower car.
- Good night. - Good night.
So... aren't you curious?
It's 10::00, all my questions are answered.
So I guess I won't tell you
I really like him
and I'm seeing him again tomorrow night.
Don't you be messing with me!
I'm not. We had a great time.
- We did? - We did!
- Did we make out? - I wet my lips,
but he was a perfect gentleman.
Oh, baby, I'm so happy for us!
Maybe the perfect gentleman came back to bend you over the couch.
Why are you ruining my life?
What are you talking about?
If you're doing this to make Candace crazy, congratulations.
她在哭 喝酒 尖叫
She's crying, drinking and screaming.
It's like I'm married to you again.
Come on in and tell me about all it.
I've never seen her like this.
You have hit the button of all buttons.
The button that launches all the missiles!
I'm-I'm sorry, that-that wasn't my intention.
I mean, it was, but not now.
I... really like Fred.
And I intend to keep seeing him.
All right, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this,
but you leave me no choice.
What are you doing?
I have a personal checking account
with $8,427 in it.
If you agree to stop seeing Fred, it's all yours.
Minus the $25 I need to keep the account open.
You think you can buy me?
好吧 拿走25块 我关闭账户好了
Fine, take the 25 bucks! I'll close the account.
That's enough, Baxter.
You need to go.
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