Okay, my turn. Mm.
让我想想 破产 离婚
Oh, wow, let's see, bankruptcy, divorce,
massive amounts of cocaine.
Um, My Little Pony,
and massive amounts of Cap'n Crunch.
I love this game.
I hate it.
Too bad. Your turn.
Oh, yeah, I don't want to play anymore.
No, no, no, no, let's hear it.
Might end this dinner real quick, but 1996.
and got evicted from a tent.
I knew there was something about you I liked.
Oh, that's what did it?
Mm, I like that you went from that to this.
Christy, you're an amazing woman.
I think you're an amazing man.
Another Cabernet and iced tea?
Oh, I'm-I'm fine.
I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm your daughter.
Let's find out.
The gator's right there.
Get him! Get him!
Now you're a pair of shoes and 300 belts,
you mean son of a bitch.
How you doin' there, Colonel?
Oh, I didn't think you were coming back.
So this is your big night, huh?
Bleaching your mustache, eating a tub of chicken
and watching Swamp People.
I'm a simple woman with simple needs.
What are you doing here?
Why aren't you banging the old guy?
It's called being a lady.
It was your third date.
You need to close the deal while he's still competent enough
to write his family out of the will.
No, no, chicken's for closers.
Didn't you just have dinner?
Oh, it was date-eating. I'm starving.
You know what that tells me.
That tells me old Freddy's doable.
He's completely doable.
It's just a weird situation.
Why? 'Cause he's the father of the woman
who's about to marry your ex-husband?
They do that every week on Swamp People.
I was trying to rise above that.
The man owns five car dealerships.
Cut the lady crap and consummate.
You know, most mothers would say wait till you fall in love.
Oh, please, most mothers are chumps.
This can't be good.
Go for the knees.
I hate you.
What are you doing here?
It's 2:00 in the morning.
What are you doing...
with my daddy?
Please tell me you didn't drive here like this.
Ugh, I Ubered.
Wait a minute, I gotta give him a rating.
You get no stars.
You want to make her some coffee?
You want to keep her awake?
I think we should hit her over the head with the bat.
Candace, listen to me.
I'm not dating your father to hurt you.
I really like him.
You think you're so special, don't you?
But you don't know.
He goes through women just like...
- Kleenex? - No.
- Underwear? - No.
- Potato chips? - No!
I said Kleenex!
You're gonna go out with him for a couple weeks.
Get some fancy dinners, have some presents,
and then he's just gonna be on to the next girl.
So, why are you so upset about this?
'Cause it's you.
It's just, like, you're getting all the attention
from him that I never got.
Candace, you are worrying for nothing.
I promise you I'll make sure your daddy showers you
with love and attention
right after I become your new mommy.
I didn't need a bat.
I got it.
Where is she?
Your princess awaits.
Thanks for letting her sleep it off.
I didn't let her do anything.
She called me a whore, threw up and passed out.
Sorry, she's just real upset about you and her dad.
Yeah, I got that from the whore thing.
Hey, Baxter, welcome to the rest of your life.
I'm gonna take one last shot at this.
Please stop seeing Fred.
I like him, and I really think this could be something.
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