Oh, man, you slept with him already.
I mean, uh, none of your business.
You buying this?
Turns out without vodka and cocaine, she's a Mormon.
Well, I'm glad we met when we did.
What did you do to her?
Hey, Bonnie wanted to shave off her eyebrows.
What an incredible view.
Okay, I gotta tell you, that works.
It's really corny, but it totally works.
How about this?
That works, too.
Um, can you excuse me for a minute?
I need to go freshen up.
Right down the hall.
I'll be right back.
- Hey, Fred? - Yeah?
I'm really not going to the bathroom.
I'm gonna call my sponsor in AA
and ask her if I should sleep with you.
I'd be happy to supply a list of references.
It's-it's me, Christy.
Oh, hey, Christy. What's going on?
I need some advice.
Please do not tell my mother I called you.
I will not.
I'm on a date with Fred, and I think this is the night
where we, you know...
I get it, you're calling me from the bathroom.
Tell her to close the deal.
I'm just not sure
if I'm doing it for the right reason.
I mean, part of me wants to punish Candace,
but another part of me really likes this guy.
Well, what works for me when I'm in doubt
is to just do nothing...
...until I'm absolutely sure.
我发誓 我会杀了你 老女人
I swear, I will kill you, old woman.
I'm so glad I called you.
You always get me right back on track.
不用谢 亲爱的 明天聊
You're welcome, sweetie. Let's talk tomorrow.
Do you not see the big picture here?
What, that you're pimping out your daughter?
Ah, so you do see it.
Definitely not tonight.
Is it appropriate for me to send your sponsor a gift basket?
She'd like that.
I know I usually sit here and complain about my life.
Today my life couldn't be better.
What's going on?
She got laid.
I met the most wonderful guy.
A normal guy, a gentleman.
Got a great job.
That means old.
Yeah, we've got a couple of issues to work out,
but the truth is those are other people's issues
and I just have to be careful to not make them my own.
In the meantime,
I'm trying to live in the moment,
not get ahead of myself,
keep coming to meetings, check in with my sponsor...
Did you get Fred's muffin basket?
And the marmalade. Tell him I said thanks.
more will be revealed, and we'll see what happens.
大家好 我是邦妮 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.
I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna ride this pony
right into the winner's circle.
Isn't this nice?
All of us spending a beautiful Sunday afternoon together?
Like a big ol' happy family.
Are you feeling okay there, Candace?
I feel fine.
You should tell your face.
I'm gonna go check on Roscoe's tennis lesson.
Don't you move.
So, Fred, Christy tells me
you've been married twice before.
That is true.
So, you're probably bitter and disenchanted
with the whole idea.
No, no, not at all.
if at first you don't succeed...
Try, try again.
Stop kicking me.
I'd like to propose a toast
to the best girl I know.
you're the most remarkable woman I have ever met.
You came into this world with nothing and still managed to turn your life around.
Well, I-I wouldn't say nothing.
I was there. It was less than nothing.
She's an American hero.
I'd like to propose a toast to another great lady.
you are no slouch.
Let me finish.
You are also a real go-getter.
Yeah, go get her daddy's credit card.
Mm... lighten up, snickerdoodle.
I call her that because when she was a kid,
the only way I could get her to smile
was to give her a cookie.
Well, there it is,
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