Oh, I see you brought your friend. Again.
Not just friend. Advocate.
You know, so you can't plant drugs on her.
I'm her parole officer.
If she goes back to jail, I look bad.
Do ya? Or do you get a kickback for feeding the machine?
I brought you my pay stubs,
um, and gave them my urine sample at the front desk.
Clean handoff this week-- no spillage.
Um, Bonnie can vouch for my AA meetings.
-好 塔米 -我拍了视频
- Okay, Tammy... u202d- I took video,
but just don't look at the other people,
'cause it's supposed to be anonymous.
Although there might be a bass player from a sort of famous band in there.
That's all you get.
Tammy... I've got some news for you.
I recommended you for early release from parole.
You've been totally clean for a year now.
You've never missed any of our appointments.
You're one of my success stories.
Yeah. You're one of our success stories.
This is amazing.
So when do we find out?
I can put you in front of a judge Tuesday at 10:00 A.M.
10:00's not good for me. Could we make it 11:30?
This may stun you...
but you're not required for this.
伊芙 姐们 这是咱俩的成就
Eve, buddy, this is our win.
It doesn't happen without you and me.
- And me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Well, either way, it's 10:00 A.M.
I'll move some things around.
To Tammy Diffendorf, free woman.
Thanks, guys. It still doesn't even seem real.
I was in the courtroom. It's real.
And boring when you're not the defendant.
Christy, I don't know why you want to be a lawyer.
So I can help people.
Well, you all helped me.
I would not be a free woman if it weren't for you guys.
Oh, right. My higher power.
- Myself. u202dUh-huh. - Also?
Please thank my mom
or we'll never get through this moment.
邦妮 不 这说都不用说
Bonnie, no, it goes without saying.
But you could say it.
I would still be in jail if you hadn't been there for me
- when I needed you. - There it is. Mm.
Salads for everyone.
Hold on. Are you offering to pay for lunch?
As a matter of fact, I am.
With a credit card from a bank in this country with my real name on it.
Base salad only. Nobody add protein.
But I'm starving.
Fine. I'll cover shrimp.
But I'm allergic.
Listen, I have not been sleeping,
so you will eat the shrimp and you will love it.
Then later, I'm gonna use this
to buy my husband a spectacular birthday present.
Something he wants or something you want?
That's what you do.
When I turned six
you gave me a coffeemaker.
Because you made the coffee.
And also, I was tired of seeing you scald your little hands.
That's why I don't have a thumbprint.
Let me take the bow off for you.
Ah, man, that's great.
I know. Remember last month when we were watching TV
and there was a random guy in the background
and you said you loved his jacket
and I didn't even know what you were talking about,
so we went back and paused it?
Also, I had no idea our TV could do that.
Anyway, this is that jacket.
Oh. u202dSo you really like it?
我喜欢 谢谢 亲爱的
I do. Thank you, honey.
Put it on, put it on.
Oh, my God.
So hot. If I were a few years younger,
I'd be pregnant right now.
"Inspected by 12."
Aw, 12, he's the best.
Birthday boy gets whatever he wants.
What he wants.
You love it?
I love you both.
But the jacket more.
I did it!
Did what? Do I want to know?
I gave Adam something he really wanted for his birthday.
Really? You're married and you're still doing that?
A gorgeous leather, very expensive jacket.
And you know it's classy
'cause they had the "Can't steal it" Wire on it.
And you know I'm classy 'cause I didn't steal it.
Aw, Mom, good for you.
This is gonna sound crazy, but it almost feels like
it's better giving a gift than getting one.
You mean it's better to give than to receive?
I like the way I said it.
Hey, happy birthday.
Where's your jacket?
Babe, I'm still in my pajamas.
But I want Christy to see it.
去拿 不 你太慢了
Go get it. No, you'll take forever.
I'll go get it.
I got you a card and a coupon u202dOh...
for one free consultation
when I become a lawyer. Ah.
Or, if I flunk out of law school,
one free hug.
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