Well, that was awkward.
Did you not notice Steve leering at me
through the whole meeting?
I didn't see any leering.
Oh, yeah, he was leering.
He was eating cookies at me.
How do you eat a cookie at someone?
I'd show you, but it'd freak you out.
Bonnie, I'm not gonna tell you I told you so,
but maybe someone could say it for me.
She did tell you not to sleep...
Yeah, I heard her, Wendy.
But what am I supposed to do, go back in time and un-bang him?
If I could go back in time,
I'd totally un-bang Barry Slotnick.
For me, it would be Brad Hoisington.
Oh, and his brother Dale.
The drum roadie for ZZ Top.
And not un-bang, re-bang.
好吧 我们都是荡♥妇♥ 说别的吧
Okay, we're all sluts. Moving on.
Wait, I didn't go.
The Korean guy who told me he was Joe Montana.
How do you mistake a Korean guy for Joe Montana?
I was drunk, and he kept the helmet on till we were done.
Okay, you win.
The point is Steve is still hung up on me,
and I can't go back to that meeting.
I need to find one where I can feel safe.
Hmm, that's a toughie.
Is there an A.A. Meeting in Northern California
where you haven't slept with someone?
What are you insinuating?
I think it's pretty clear.
You guys all get it, right?
Why don't you go to a gay meeting?
Well, don't you have to be gay?
No, you just have to be a drunk.
Anything else you put in your mouth is your business.
Actually, that sounds like it might be fun.
You all saw that, right?
No one eats a cookie like that.
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
- Bonnie. - Christy.
So glad you're here.
Are you new?
No, we're here 'cause this one slept her way
out of our regular meeting.
Yeah, we're usually at South Street on Tuesday nights.
Helped me get sober.
How is that hag doing?
Still rocking a pant suit?
She's got a serious boyfriend now.
Shut up. I thought there was police tape over that thing.
I like him.
Well, come on in. Snack table's over there.
It is sushi night,
so grab a spicy tuna roll and settle in.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Well, this is perfect.
Good-looking, well-dressed people,
and I haven't slept with any of them.
Oh, my God, Aunt Jeanine!
Christy Crackerjack, is that you?!
Look at you, you're all grown up!
I can't believe it's you.
妈妈 瞧瞧 珍宁姨妈
Mom, look, Aunt Jeanine!
Yeah, I see her.
Kiddo, you realize I wasn't really your aunt.
Yeah, I know.
My mom sat me down and explained it to me when I turned 36.
Hey, look at that, you have slept with somebody here.
How you doing, Jeanine?
I beat cancer, I beat hep C.
I had two angioplasties and a hip replacement.
I'm like the bionic lesbian.
So how long you been sober?
Ooh, six months.
Well, good for you.
I'm going on 28 years.
Wow. What's your secret?
I haven't had a drink in 28 years.
But I have thought about you a lot.
Yeah, me, too.
Okay, listen, good to see you.
Maybe, uh, after the meeting, we can catch up.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Okay. Excuse me, I got to go get this party started.
Play me in.
How great is it to see Jeanine?
是啊 太棒了 走吧
Yeah, terrific. Let's go.
Hold on, hold on! Sashimi!
So let me get this straight. You lived with this woman?
For about a year.
And during this time, did you do gay things with her?
Gay things were done.
What kind of gay things?
What difference does it make?
I'm having trouble picturing it.
Were you in love?
When we met, I was experiencing financial difficulties.
We were living in our car.
Which was parked in a lovely neighborhood.
总之 我遇见珍宁了 她很棒
Anyway, I met Jeanine, she was a blast.
I knew she liked me, she loved Christy.
So I decided, what the hell?
I've faked it with a man, I can fake it with a woman.
So bottom line,
you pretended to be in love with this woman
in order to keep a roof over your heads.
是的 玛乔丽 跟其他时候一样
Yes, Marjorie, just as at other times,
I've pretended to be a nun, Geena Davis,
and a USDA meat inspector.
Oh, yeah, we did eat well that summer.