So how did it end with you two?
I realized Jeanine was getting kind of serious,
so I did the decent thing: I packed up Christy,
and we snuck out in the middle of the night.
I was told we were going to Sea World.
I told you were going to see the world.
And we did.
Sounds like you owe this woman an amends.
看在老天的分上 玛乔丽 我没法
Oh, for God's sake, Marjorie, I can't possibly make amends
to every single person I've screwed over.
Well, for starters,
when am I gonna be in Japan again?
Thanks again for seeing me.
Hey, I was happy to get the call.
So you still in real estate?
Number one salesperson in my firm.
Ever since they legalized gay marriage,
there's a queer tidal wave headed for the suburbs.
Yeah, me and Restoration Hardware: big winners.
She came along after you.
Oh, that's nice.
Is she around? I'd love to meet her.
Yeah, right on the mantle.
邦妮 这是丽诺尔 丽诺尔 这是邦妮
Bonnie, Lenore. Lenore, Bonnie.
I'm so sorry.
How did she die?
Doing what she loved most: mountain climbing.
Well, in this case, mountain falling.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Don't be. She would have loved that joke.
You gonna tell me why you're here?
Why do you think?
I need to make amends.
You were so good to me and Christy,
and I just... treated you horribly.
I accept your amends.
Really? It's that easy?
Well, in all fairness,
I did my best to keep you loaded so you'd stick around.
So I guess I owe you an amends, too.
Wait, I'm confused.
All these years, I thought I was the one
who took advantage of you.
Now you're saying I was the victim?
I kept a well-stocked bar,
I tossed you a couple of Quaaludes,
and you lived with me for two years rent-free.
Time flies when you put bourbon on your pancakes.
Okay, well, mm-hmm.
What do you say we just call it even?
Works for me.
I guess I could eat.
Come on, I'll throw a couple steaks on the grill.
- Sounds good. - All right.
I'm really glad we could reconnect.
I would have laid even money
you'd be dead or in jail by now.
Technically, I've been both.
This is always a hard day for me.
Four years ago,
I finally found the courage to come out to my father.
He hasn't spoken to me since!
- It's just so hard... -A piano player?
I swear, it was all here.
Why aren't we using the dishwasher?
I like it better this way.
Although you still cannot dry a dish.
What?! Look at it.
It's wetter than when I handed it to you.
Well, then give me a better towel.
You're blaming the towel?
You'd rather I blame you
for not using the friggin' dishwasher?
Same old Bonnie.
Can I ask you something?
You know what?
Ugh, I always hated when you did that.
Back when we were a couple,
were you just going through the motions,
or did you have any feelings for me at all?
Of course I had feelings for you.
I mean, as much as I was capable of having feelings for anybody.
You know, I was devastated when you left.
When I saw you walk into that meeting,
I thought my heart was gonna jump out of my chest.
Yeah, I got a little jolt, too.
Ooh. Oh, geez.
I'm sorry. Oh, God.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
How'd it go with Aunt Jeanine?
Would you please stop calling her Aunt Jeanine?
How'd it go with your former lesbian lover?
It went great.
I made my amends, we talked about old times,
had a couple steaks.
No dipping your toe back in the lady pond?
Don't be silly.
all parties remained dry.
I am your mother. Show a little respect.
Oh, please, we're way past that.
我点了脚趾 埋了脸 什么都做过了
I dipped my toe, I dipped my face. Everything got dipped.
It just happened.
One thing led to another. You know how it is.
No, I don't.
I'm team penis, always have been.
So what does this mean?
Now you're gay?