Are you crazy?
You leave now, they win.
And we miss the raffle.
It doesn't matter; I'll take you to Fiji.
Okay, first of all, I'm gonna hold you to that.
And, secondly, they may hate the old you,
but they don't know the wonderful new you.
You think I'm wonderful?
In small doses, absolutely.
Which is why we're gonna need separate rooms in Fiji.
Now, come on, we're gonna mingle,
And you're gonna charm the pants off of everybody.
I am too embarrassed.
Everyone loves a comeback story.
You've got a good one.
Now, go ahead.
Hey, Tricia, Luanne.
Long time no see.
Not long enough.
The last time you were here, you threw yourself at my husband.
Well, in my defense, I was so high on drugs and alcohol
I actually thought he was attractive.
I really wish we'd partied together.
Okay, I'm just gonna get all the liquor from the minibar
and then be on my way.
Thank you, I just don't trust myself not to touch it.
Temptation's a bitch.
You've got to be kidding me.
The minibar's in the cabinet.
Oh, you don't have to tell me how to find a minibar.
Hi, can you send someone up
to remove all the alcohol from the minibar?
'Cause I don't want it.
No, I can't pretend it's not there.
The bottles talk.
Just send somebody up.
So here's the deal.
If you feel like you're going to have problems in the night,
if you feel like you're going to drink,
you call me, you call someone on that list.
You're welcome, buddy.
Uh, excuse me, I'm just gonna...
I'll wait for room service.
I don't know how I can ever repay you
for being so kind to me.
Just go pee or shower or...
do whatever you need to do in there.
Hey, Christy. What's up?
Remember that guy, Julian?
When I make love to Victor tonight,
I'm gonna be picturing him.
So the thing is-- I was wondering...
You didn't call him, did you?
No, I did not.
Okay, what about him?
Well... You think Steve would be a good sponsor for him?
Christy, is everything all right?
It's all good.
Oh, my bus is here.
You doing okay in there?
No, I'm kind of freaking out a little bit.
It's okay, it happens.
It's just a panic attack.
Nothing to worry about.
They go away after a few years.
I don't think I can do this.
Sure you can.
You must think I'm a real loser.
I-I think you're brave and strong...
and... I want to say about six-three, six-four?
The point is you're trying to get sober,
and-and that makes you a winner.
Oh... God help me.
What-what was that?
God's gonna help you.
So, anyway, seeing as we used to be such good friends,
I was hoping we could start over.
Oh, Jill, stop embarrassing yourself.
You don't belong here.
Wow, these people are cold.
This is like the party scene in Frozen.
I saw that movie before it came out.
I'm the only one here who likes you.
Don't push it.
You had enough, or you want to try one more?
I got a better idea.
Can I have your attention?
I get I made a mistake two years ago.
I'm not a perfect person.
But none of you are either.
The only difference between us
is I'm trying every day to get a little better.
So you know what?
I'm done with you.
I've worked hard to turn my life around,
and I have nothing to apologize for.
Okay, this I need to apologize for.
I'm gonna go get the gift bags.
I'll meet you at the limo.
The coast is clear, Julian.
Nothing scary out here except a $12 bar of chocolate.
I'm sorry, uh...
I kind of lost it in there.
When you first get sober,
crying on the bathroom floor is kind of a rite of passage.
They should make it one of the 12 steps.
Thank you for being so patient with me.
I'm sure you had better things to do with your night.
It's sweet that you think so.
Well, I-I guess I should get going.
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