Which I will definitely need.
Ah, you drew a little picture of you with a briefcase.
是的 还有围巾 以后是我的特色
Yeah, and a scarf. That's gonna be my thing.
Oh. Thanks, Christy.
All right, arms out.
Let's get this bad boy on this bad boy.
Oh, wow, Mom, you did great.
He looks fantastic.
I did, didn't I? He does, doesn't he?
I am delicious.
What, you're taking it off?
我要冲澡了 我喜欢它 谢谢
I'm gonna hop in the shower. I love it. Thank you.
Well, I just thought he'd be a little more,
you know, "Pow. Nailed it.
You're the best wife ever."
Maybe a few tears of joy?
Would it kill him?
Want to see the coupon I got him?
You need so much validation.
All right, tonight we live.
Two words, Fancy Feast.
Are you drooling, Carlos Santana?
I think you are. And I don't blame you.
You've got "Tuna Florentine with garden greens
in a delicate sauce." Enjoy.
What in the hot hell is going on here?
I'm feeding the cats.
is for special occasions.
Carlos, do not eat that.
This is a special occasion. I'm a free woman.
They get sick if they eat too much rich food.
You know the rules.
Aw, screw the rules.
Poor things are trapped in these four walls.
They eat when you tell them to eat,
no one's allowed on the bed,
and they all have to use the same bathroom.
Let 'em live.
When you get your own cats, you can do it your way.
Spread the word. I'm leaving a window open tonight.
鸡翅 啤酒 龙舌兰
Wings, a beer, and a shot.
Ah, the one thing my wife didn't get in the divorce:
my drinking problem.
It's like they say:
why is divorce so expensive? 'Cause it's worth it.
Not that I would know. I've never been married.
How is that possible?
Well, I never really met the right guy, and also,
I was in prison for the last seven years.
Ooh, tall and dangerous.
And no longer on parole.
我想做什么 想什么时候做 想和谁做都可以
I can do what I want when I want, and who want.
can I see you for a sec?
Uh-oh, boss is getting jealous.
He should be.
u202d- Tammy. - What?!
Can I speak to you?
What is your problem?
Mike's fed, watered and ready to sprout.
That's my problem.
The ink isn't dry on his divorce.
That's not a pool you want to splash around in.
A guy stuck in an unhappy marriage
who hasn't had good sex in years?
Fetch me my snorkel.
拜托 他是个常客 可能会搞得很难看
Come on, he's-he's a regular. It could get messy.
If we do it right.
As your boss, can you just do what I say?
Oh, sure. You're the big boss man.
You tell me when to take my breaks,
you force me to shove my hair in a net,
and now you're in charge of my vagina?
I-I don't think I'm allowed to speak anymore.
Good. Me and my vagina are taking a break.
Okay, wow, you said it again.
- Bonnie. - u202dTammy.
Hey, silly, look what you left at home.
But, babe, it's-it's hot out today.
But don't you want to show it off to your friends?
Sure, but I'm-I'm working,
and I don't want to get beer all over it and...
I'm beginning to think you don't like this jacket.
我喜欢 我真心喜欢 我穿吧
I do. I really do. I'll put it on.
Well, now you're just putting it on for me.
Yes, I am, because that's what you want.
No. This is all about what you want.
算了吧 一切都很完美 一切都很好
Oh, forget it, everything's perfect, everything's fine.
Well, at least she didn't say vagina.
I haven't been sleeping lately.
Which is really frustrating, because everything
that used to make me sleepy is a no-no.
And by "Everything," I mean booze and pills.
And sometimes cocaine, which didn't help,
but it made it fun to stay awake.
I tried mint tea, tried meditating.
I even called a girlfriend and listened to her
drone on about her day. u202d
Well, don't gasp. Now everybody knows it was you.
我在戒瘾 同时超累 谢了
super sober and super tired. Thanks.
Aren't you hot in that thing?
Who wants to share next?
-邦妮 酒瘾者 -你好 邦妮
- Bonnie, alcoholic. - Hi, Bonnie.
I bought this jacket for my husband.
There was nothing in it for me.
No quid pro quo.
Just an honest woman lovin' on her man, but guess what?
Turns out men don't care. Mm-hmm.
Write that down, young'uns.
Should have bought him the InstaPot that I wanted.
But I didn't, and you know why?
Because I've evolved.
So thank God for sobriety
and thank God my ingrate husband
and I are roughly the same size.
-还有谁想 -塔米 酒瘾者
- Who else wants... - Tammy, alcoholic.
Where do I start?
从开头说起 笨蛋 好吧
At the beginning, idiot. Fine.
Personally, I'm doing pretty good.
I'm actually fantastic.
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