Well, thank you.
Now, what's going on with Jodi?
You know what, it's fine.
I can handle it.
Let's talk about throwing you a bachelorette party.
Oh, that's not necessary.
Oh, come on, it'll be fun.
Let me do this for you.
We'll-we'll keep it low-key.
Just me and the girls.
All right. Thank you.
Maybe you can take my sister.
Oh, Victor, that's a great idea.
Well, that's a disturbing piece of pastry.
Yeah, well, you can't really have a bachelorette party without one.
Think Marjorie will like it?
Who doesn't like a red velvet penis?
Why don't you put that in the kitchen?
And no sneaking a lick.
You know, I can't tell you how happy I am for Marjorie.
Yeah, it just goes to show
good things do happen to good people.
Oh, please, you're thinking the same thing I am.
"How the hell is that old crab cake getting married
before any of us?"
Mom, how could you say something that awful out loud?
Well, it's no fun if I just think it.
Isn't this good news for you guys?
I mean, old people can find love, too.
Old people about to knock her on her ass.
There's the blushing bride.
Come on in.
Uh, Christy, this is Victor's sister, Anya.
安雅 这是我的好朋友 克丽丝蒂
Anya, this is my good friend, Christy.
So nice to meet you, Anya.
Nice to meet you, too.
Hey, everyone, come meet Anya.
- I'm Jodi. - Wendy.
You must be so excited
your big brother's finally getting married.
Don't I look excited?
激动 便秘 有什么区别呢
Hey, excited, constipated, what's the difference?
Round two of "Who Knows Marjorie Best?"
35 years ago, when Marjorie was homeless in Golden Gate Park,
what famous rock star gave her a dollar and a tab of acid?
- Janis Joplin! - Santana!
- Grace Slick! - The Beatles!
怎么了 他们很老 她也很老
What? They're old, she's old.
I'm sorry, those are all incorrect.
That's a real person? I thought it was ice cream.
You were homeless?
Just for a few years.
Let's move it along. Next question.
Marjorie's nickname when she was in jail was...?
- Killer. - Big Marj.
- Queen Bitch. - Yoda.
一样啊 他很老 她也很老
Same thing. He's old, she's old.
Wrong again. Marjorie?
You were in jail?
And you hit people with a hammer?
Uh, my cellmate got a little frisky with me,
and I had to clock her with a Bible.
So why didn't they call you The Bible?
It was already taken.
Okay, next question.
At the Rolling Stones concert at Altamont,
how many Hells Angels did...?
Okay, let's play a different game.
Ah, man, I knew that one.
Let's open gifts.
Does Victor know about all these things you did?
Of course. We tell each other everything.
And that all happened a long time ago.
We get it-- you're young.
Furry handcuffs, crotch-less underwear
and strawberry lube.
It's sugar-free, so Victor can eat as much as he wants.
Guys, Anya's a little old-fashioned.
Maybe we need to pull it back a bit.
So we're not gonna play "Pin the hose on the fireman"?
I think not.
You know, um, as much fun as this is,
I actually have to go.
Uh, Marjorie, congratulations.
I'll see you at the wedding.
好 再见 谢谢 亲爱的
Okay. Bye. Thanks, sweetie.
You're leaving already?
We're just getting started.
Yeah, I got a thing.
Would the thing's name be Travis perchance?
His last name is Sullivan.
Jodi, isn't it a little soon for you to start dating?
Thank you. That's what I've been telling her,
and she won't listen.
Did you tell her how you ignored
my dating advice when you were new?
I thought that might undermine my purpose.
Jodi, the guy just kicked heroin.
Yeah, he kicked it.
He's been clean for six weeks.
Marjorie, tell her.
Tell her what?
That I wasn't capable of having a real relationship with anyone
until almost two years after I kicked heroin.
How much did she hear?
Just the part about the heroin.
Can I go now?
No one's stopping you.
Just be smart, okay?
Anya, how you doing in there?
Go away, junkie whore!
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