Well, she's not coming out anytime soon.
Let's go dig into that penis.
Let's go, Mom!
I can't find my new earrings!
That's 'cause I'm wearing them!
Come on, we've got a bride to marry off.
Who told you you could borrow my earrings?
Well, I can't borrow your shoes, now can I?
We're on our way, Marjorie.
- Oh, for God's sake. - What?
Anya's refusing to go to the wedding.
- Why? - Why?
She doesn't approve of Marjorie.
那又如何 我也不满意她 我还不是去了
So? I don't approve of her and I'm going.
Marjorie, screw her.
This is your day.
Don't let that old hag ruin it.
Who cares if Victor's depressed?
It isn't his day, either.
This is about you.
She's crying. I'm out.
Marjorie, where's that Armenian buzzkill now?
Okay, you just relax.
We'll take care of everything.
Never mind how we get her there.
It's probably better you don't know.
How do you want to play this?
The usual-- good cop, bad cop.
Oh, come on! Why can't you be the bad cop?
We've been through this.
I'm too adorable!
This is a cheerful little cottage.
Does she live here or did it fall on her?
Jodi, kind of got my hand full right now.
Who is it?
好啊 安雅 是克丽丝蒂和邦妮
Hey, Anya, it's, uh, Christy and Bonnie.
Remember from the party?
I-I can't talk right now.
I'll see you at the wedding.
Honey, I got to run.
Anya, I-I know this is a tough time,
but we just need five minutes, please?
What happened to bad cop?
I told you... Ooh! Ow! Ow!
Open the big door or I pull you through the little door!
Why do I ever doubt you?
Five minutes, then you go.
You have a lovely home.
Yes, very Rosemary's Baby.
Go ahead, talk.
Anya, you must know
that your brother and Marjorie are just devastated
that you're not coming to the wedding.
But they're still gonna get married
and I think you need to ask yourself 20 years from now,
do you want to look back at this moment
and be filled with regret
that you refused to share in their happiness?
20 years from now, I expect to be dead.
Okay, ten years.
You want to jump in here?
No, you're doing great.
I think we may have given you
the wrong impression about Marjorie
at the bachelorette party.
What, that she is a horrible person?
That she is no good for my brother?
Well, that may have been true
many years ago,
but now she's a kind and loving person,
who helps a lot of people.
No, people like her don't change.
That's not true. We've changed.
I mean, I've changed.
She's working on it.
But I'm not crazy about you two, either.
Is it your turn yet?
You like brandy?
Oh, let's get this party started!
Anya, you came!
Oh, Victor, my brother!
Oh, is she drunk?
I hope so.
She flashed her boobs at a school bus.
如果我让你生气了 我很抱歉 维克托
I'm sorry if I upset you, Victor.
I-I was just afraid of losing you.
Oh, little one, you could never lose me.
You'll come and live with me and Marjorie.
Oh, God, what have we done?
Be blessed by the Holy Spirit.
We part in peace.
And may the Lord be with you.
I kiss now?
You kiss now.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm coming to live with you!
What's this now?
Well, she did it.
She's a married woman.
One down, four to go.
I'll bet you're next.
Why not you?
Oh, no, I'm done with marriage.
Oh, come on, you'll find love again.
Oh, of course I'll find love.
Just don't want to give up my alimony.
Good for you. Suck 'em dry.
Oh, this ought to be good.
Hey, Jodi, where are you?
You missed the ceremony.
Yeah, this is Christy Plunkett.
I don't understand. Where's Jodi?
No, that can't be.
What's going on?
But she's supposed to be here with us.
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