I'm sorry I fought you on us just being friends.
I didn't realize how friendly you were gonna be.
Yeah, well, parts of me are friendlier than others.
Am I messing things up if I say I wish once in a while
we could spend the night together,
早上醒来喝杯咖啡 抱一抱 这会毁气氛吗
wake up in the morning, have a cup of coffee, cuddle?
All right, off you go.
When you use words like cuddle,
I feel like you don't really get me.
Never mind. All right.
Oh, before I leave,
you got a little something going on with your tushie.
Are you trying for round two?
'Cause tushie is right up there with cuddle.
No, I noticed, uh, that the mole on your right cheek
is, uh, a little bigger than
last time I was, you know, in the neighborhood.
首先 那不是痣 而是雀斑
First of all, it's not a mole, it's a beauty mark.
if you've got time to look around back there,
you're not trying hard enough.
Oh, come on, I'm just concerned.
It used to be the shape of Ohio
and now it's more like... Australia.
Nobody asked you to play Dora the Explorer.
I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure it is, too, but just to be safe
have a doctor take a look.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
By the way,
if we're gonna start noticing imperfections
in each other's bodies,
you might want to pull those balls up a couple inches.
You got to be kidding me.
Mommy, I'm home from school.
I'm just gonna hang out in the living room
till the grown-ups stop wrestling.
Of course I drank.
-好啊 克丽丝蒂 -好啊 史蒂夫
- Hey, Christy. - Hey, Steve.
I'm just gonna sheepishly skulk out of here now.
That'd be awesome, thanks.
Uh, before I forget.
Take a look at your mom's butt
and see if there's cause for alarm.
She's got a mole that doesn't look right.
Steve, are you still here?
Got to go. Right cheek.
Of course I was a stripper.
Seeing a lot of Steve these days, huh?
Well, I can't afford a gym membership.
I got to get my cardio in somehow.
-拜托 你喜欢他 -是的
- Come on, you like him. - I do.
He's like a rowing machine with a heart of gold.
很好 我为你高兴 给我看看你屁♥股♥
Great, I'm really happy for you. Show me your ass.
Steve said something about a mole. Let's see.
- No. - Hey, this is not the high point
of my day either. Hike up your robe.
Forget it, it's nothing.
Come on, pretend you're on the Jumbotron
at a Raiders game and moon me.
Sorry, you got to buy me dinner to see the goods.
Hey, in the future, can you let me know
if you're gonna be home early?
I got a better idea-- why don't you shoot me a text
when you've got your feet behind your ears.
Yeah, that probably makes more sense.
Hey, uh, by the way,
we're almost out of your fancy conditioner.
Oh, relax. I'm sure it's...
Wendy, you're a nurse,
does that mole look right to you?
Oh, come on, I got raisins in my salad here.
Just look, I'm worried.
我不知道 可能有事 可能没有
I don't know, could be something, could be nothing.
That's your professional opinion?
You went to nursing school for that?
I went to nursing school
'cause I thought I'd have access to drugs.
Let me see.
Ew! If that were on Cindy Crawford's face,
she'd have a very different career.
That's not good.
She should definitely go to a doctor.
See? That's the problem--
no matter what I say, she won't go.
Well, she's scared.
I know when I found a lump in my breast
I was panic-stricken what a doctor might say.
So you think it's cancer?
Isn't that what we're all thinking?
What were you thinking?
I don't know, knowing her,
it could be the mark of the devil.
Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
-没什么 -在聊天 -在玩
- Nothin'. - Chattin'. - Hangin'.
Lookin' at your mole.
Did you not see what we were doing here?
You showed them?
I'm worried about you.
- Since when? - You're my mother.
I say I'd be better off without you, but I don't really mean it.
You say that? Does she say that?
-当然没有 -没有 -一直都说
- Of course not. - No. - All the time.
看在老天的份上 看清形势 温蒂
For God's sake, read the room, Wendy.
Anyway, you really should go see a doctor.
Yeah, well, I'm not a doctor person.
I'm more comfortable just toughing it out.
You see this finger?
I cut the tip off when I was 14.
Stuck it back on with crazy glue.
That would be your brand.
You went to a doctor for your back last year.
Well, only 'cause she made me.
And look what happened, I got strung out on pain pills.
Who knows? I go in for a mole,
next thing you know I'm smoking crack.
What was your excuse for the first time you smoked crack?
I like crack.
Now, let's just change the subject. Talk about the weather.
Does your giant mole hurt before it rains?
Well, there's something you don't see every day. Oh!
I'm rubbing a pomegranate on my mole.
You're feeding it now?
I did a little research on the Internet
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