Smell every rose.
Sing every song.
Dance like no one's watching.
Oh, and if you wouldn't mind,
bring me home a bucket of chicken.
大家好 我是克丽丝蒂 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Christy, and I'm an alcoholic.
Well, this week has been a doozy.
My mom's in the middle of a little health scare,
and I am trying to be compassionate.
But you know her, she just sucks it right out of you.
On the plus side,
our house hasn't been this clean since she was doing blow.
Anyway, she asked for you to pray for her.
Do with that what you will.
Okay, who else would like to share?
大家好 我是吉尔 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
I've been dealing with a little health issue myself.
My pool guy hurt his back,
so the pool looks like a Louisiana swamp.
if I'm a little snippy,
it's because I haven't been getting my laps in
and ballooned up to a size zero.
That's it. Thanks.
大家好 我是邦妮 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.
I wasn't gonna come tonight
because I was too busy feeling sorry for myself.
但是之后我想着 不 邦妮
But then I thought, no, Bonnie.
You're not a self-centered person.
Don't start now.
我想让你们知道 我爱 欣赏
I want you to know that I love, appreciate,
and am grateful for each and every one of you.
You taught me how to live,
now I'm gonna teach you how to die.
Oh, for God's sake, shut up.
Stop with all the drama.
You don't even have a diagnosis yet.
And if you do, it's not a death sentence.
Hey, you shared about your cancer all the time.
Because I had cancer!
All you have is a chance of cancer.
Apparently, this is not the safe place I thought it was.
And as long as I'm being honest, screw you and your size zero.
Come on in.
How's our patient?
Thank you. These are beautiful.
Um, those are kind of for your mom.
Yeah, well, now they're mine. She's upstairs.
And if you see any more moles, keep it to yourself.
Oh, hi. Come on in.
For the record, I brought you some flowers.
Nice. Where are they?
Christy took 'em for herself. She was really mean.
Try asking her for a bucket of chicken.
What are you doin' there?
I'm drawing up a list of things I haven't done
in case the biopsy is bad news.
- Okay. - You're not gonna tell me I'm being ridiculous?
Nope. I think ridiculous
is one of your more endearing qualities.
Throw out the first pitch at a Giants game.
While sober and fully clothed.
Have dinner at the White House.
Again, sober and fully clothed.
Jump out of a plane. Sober and clothed?
And without someone pushing me.
I'm seein' a little trend here.
Is there anything you haven't done drunk or sober?
Christy, guess what.
We're getting married!
Of course you are.
Those were your flowers.
You know what's amazing?
Even though I've been scared and hopeless all week,
I-I haven't thought about drinking.
That is amazing. I ran out of soy milk this morning
and for a brief second considered shooting heroin.
Christy, I-I know I've been a nightmare through all this,
and I'm sorry.
第三部电影 《蝙蝠侠》 七个字
Third movie, Batman, seven letters.
So, we got the results from your biopsy...
Just say it. I have cancer.
Look at you, making my job easy.
Oh, my God, what?
The mole was indeed malignant,
but we're confident we got it all.
There's no need for further treatments,
just regular checkups.
So what you're saying is, not only did I have cancer,
I beat cancer?
You beat it 'cause I carved it out of your body, but okay.
I'll see you again in six months.
Please don't steal any more cotton balls.
Oh, Mom. I was so worried I was gonna lose you.
Really? How come you were being so horrible to me?
'Cause that's how I love!
I guess we have a wedding to plan.
Yeah, Steve, uh, listen,
about our engagement...
You're pushing me out of the plane?
I-I'm gonna live. Why would I want to be married?
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