I just got off parole, lost a lot of constraints.
But, um, I'm starting to realize
the whole world is a prison.
I mean, everyone's always telling you
what to do and how to do it.
Like this meeting.
It has to start at a certain time.
The chairs have to be in a circle
instead of a triangle, aka pyramid,
which is proven to be more powerful,
My damn phone tells me to stand up.
Even my car bosses me around.
Beep, beep, beep, put on your seatbelt.
Beep, beep, beep, you've arrived at your destination.
I'll tell you when I've arrived at my damn destination.
- Hey, just take it off. - Never.
You people are all blind.
你们看不出来 但我能看出来 我受够了
You don't see it but I do, and I'm done.
实际上 如果你说够了 那就太好了
Actually, if you could be done, that'd be great.
The timer's already gone off twice.
So? I'm not finished talking.
- Well, it's the rule. - Oh, everybody hear that?
Warden Wendy's cracking her whip.
No talking on the way to the yard.
亲爱的 你知道会议有规矩 这是有原因的
Ugh, honey, you know meetings have rules for a reason.
Well, maybe I want to change the rules.
Then we need to have a business meeting
and take a group conscience.
And if you want to do that, you have to make a motion.
You know what? I'll give you a motion.
Okay, who else would like to share?
I'm worried about Tammy. Do you think she's okay?
I drove by her and offered to give her a ride.
She just flipped me off and licked my window.
What am I missing?
I thought getting off parole was supposed to be a good thing.
Oh, actually, it can be a very scary time.
I remember when I finally cleared parole.
All right, this is gonna be a long one,
I can't take it.
All the freedom and the, uh, lack of structure that I'd, uh,
been longing for made my head spin.
It took a while before I really felt comfortable.
We just have to be patient with Tammy,
and support her in whatever way we can.
You're better than Sleepytime Tea.
Charge your phone. I'm calling you tonight.
I found someone who likes the jacket.
Let's talk about this.
What's to talk about? I got you a jacket you wanted
结果你讨厌它 我是好人 你是坏了 完了
and you hate it. I'm good, you're bad, the end.
I'm sorry, babe.
It worked for the guy on TV,
but when I looked at myself in the mirror...
I felt ridiculous.
I'm not a kid riding a motorcycle.
And a man my age should not be in that many zippers.
Oh, our first married birthday,
and I flubbed my chance.
No. You went to a ton of trouble
to get me something that I wanted.
That means a lot to me.
- Really? - u202dYeah.
You're the best. u202dAw.
this is gonna sound so stupid,
but it's almost like the actual gift didn't matter
as much as the effort I put into it.
Y-You mean it's the thought that counts.
I like the way I said it better.
Oh, break it up, we got to go.
It's 3:00 A.M., where are we going?
Marjorie called, she's freaking out,
Tammy never came home.
To the AA mobile.
What's going on with Tammy?
- She's been weird at the bar. - What'd she do?
She said a word that I'm not comfortable with.
Vagina. He hates that word.
I don't blame him.
I really think we could have done better there.
Do you think Tammy's drinking?
I don't know.
My drinky sense isn't tingling.
But it could be allergies.
Ugh. God, I don't miss this.
Driving around looking for you.
Riding my bike looking for you.
It's been a long time since I stayed up all night
wondering when you're gonna come home.
Every night you're home.
Mom, I'm trying.
Everyone's either married, gay,
or transitioning into someone
who is not interested in me.
I just hope she's not doing something stupid.
I think I love you.
I didn't come here to talk.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You were right. I slept with Mike.
It got a little messy. Is Bonnie here?
Oh, my God, I am so tired.
From now on, if anybody has a crisis,
please do it during normal business hours.
Oh, I'm loving it.
I was up anyways.
I'd rather be around you guys than my thoughts.
Where are you?
-你家 你在哪里 -你家
- Your place. Where are you? - Your place.
Everyone's here. We're all worried about you.
- You should be. - Did you drink?
No. It's not that.
I just really need your help.
Did she drink? Yes or no?
- No. - You won't help me?
Of course I'll help you.
We all want to help her. Put her on speaker.
I'm putting you on speaker, so don't discuss Secret Santa.
Tammy, what's going on?
I don't know. The last couple days,
my brain has been going a hundred miles an hour,
and I just... I can't slow it down.
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