Sorry I'm late!
Got stuck at work.
Just in time.
Pull up a seat.
This is dinner?
Pizza and French fries?
What is this, a bowling alley?
He is not allowed any carbs at your ex-husband's house,
so we're lobbying for his affection.
Candace makes us eat sandwiches wrapped in lettuce.
I'm sorry, but that's not a sandwich.
Aw, poor guy.
Remind me to slip a dozen bagels
in his overnight bag before he goes back there.
So what else is going on?
How was your week?
Mostly stayed in my room and played Call of Duty.
I thought Candace
didn't let you play violent video games.
She didn't notice.
She was too busy fighting with Dad.
Pretty much everything Dad does.
Did you hear anything specific?
No, I put on my headset
and just focused on killing Nazi zombies.
And a grateful nation thanks you.
Roscoe, if your dad and Candace fighting
is stressing you out, I need to know.
When I need to relax, I just jump into the Jacuzzi.
It really takes you away.
爱你 亲爱的 做个好梦
Love you, sweetie. Sweet dreams.
Love you, too, Mom.
If I make him pancakes for breakfast,
he'll be mine forever.
Did you get any more dirt on the unhappy couple?
Only that Baxter spends a lot of nights in the guest room.
Only? That's huge.
I'm trying to feel bad about it,
but my face keeps doing this.
Might be time to reconsider Baxter having shared custody.
If my son's gonna be in a toxic environment,
he might as well live with us.
We may be crazy, but we can eat toast.
Not tomorrow. We're having pancakes.
I don't want to oversell it, but Car and Driver
called this baby the Korean Maserati.
Feel free to sit inside.
There's 11 cup holders.
See if you can find them all.
Hey, this is a nice surprise.
Lookin' for an economy car
that J.D. Power calls "Surprisingly acceptable"?
不 实际上 我得跟你聊聊我们儿子的事
No, actually, I need to talk to you about our son.
We just need to talk.
Um, okay, my manager's watching.
Do you mind if I pretend you're a customer?
If you don't mind me pretending
I have enough money to buy a car, sure.
Step right in, ma'am.
Good news, you can drive this beauty off the lot,
no money down, no payments for a year.
How do we do it? We're crazy, is how!
So, what's up?
Well, last night Roscoe mentioned
that there's a lot of tension in your house.
He's feeling it, Baxter,
and I'm a little worried about him.
I bought him noise-canceling headphones,
but they don't cancel Candace.
Would it be better if he stayed with me until things calm down?
Not that it's any of my business,
but what's going on?
I don't know.
The closer we get to the wedding, the more we fight.
因为一切事情 乐队 宾客名单
It's over everything: the band, the guest list...
you're not invited, by the way.
You suggested inviting your ex-wife?
Yeah, and she threw a SlimFast at me,
which, even though it's only 190 calories, still hurts.
Don't tell me, she's dieting to fit into the wedding dress?
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Unless, you know,
she gets trapped in a mine for a month.
Baxter, all brides are stressed out.
I was trippin' on mushrooms.
I thought I was marrying the Cowardly Lion.
You kind of were.
Man, I didn't know how good I had it
when I was married to you.
That's really sweet, thanks.
And if you ever want to get out of this wedding,
just say that to Candace.
We did have some good times, you and me.
Yeah, we really did.
So, are you gonna be all right?
I hope you know I want you to be happy.
It's too late to be happy.
The wedding invitations have already gone out.
He just can't believe the savings!
Oh, and get this,
Candace made him wax all the hair off his body
because he sheds on her expensive sheets.
All the hair?
He must look like a 200-pound baby.
It just ticks me off,
because she doesn't accept him the way he is.
Isn't that our job as women?
To reject a man as he is and call it love?
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