Yeah, well, I just
don't like seeing him get pushed around.
Hold on, is this the same Baxter
I've heard you bitch about at every single meeting?
Hey, the only person I bitch about
at every single meeting is her.
You are obsessed with me.
And he's not the same Baxter, he has changed.
Is it just me, or does she have a lady-stiffy for her ex?
But yes, I agree.
Wendy, what do you think?
You're all crazy.
I spent years with that guy,
watching him get high and fail at selling pot
because he was too paranoid to answer the door.
Yeah, but he's all cleaned up now.
He's got a good job, bright future,
and without hair, probably moves pretty quick through the water.
Christy, all kidding aside,
do you still have feelings for this man?
Yeah, do you?
Oh, my God! You have to think about it?
No, I don't!
Then what was the pause?
That was a normal, pre-sentence pause.
No, it wasn't.
That's not fair!
Your pause was way longer than my pause.
You still haven't answered the question.
I have no feelings for him!
Okay, you answered that weirdly fast.
- You did. - Too fast.
Oh, your skin is so smooth,
it's like having sex with a dolphin.
Did you guys not hear the timer?
Yeah, she still has feelings for him.
Hey. Not a single hair.
Want to talk about it?
Oh, hey, you're early.
Sorry. Roscoe ready?
No, he's on a bike ride with my mom.
Uh... okay if I hang out?
You want a cup of coffee?
So caffeine's, like, the only drug you have left, right?
No, I had a cold on New Year's Eve,
and got to huff a little VapoRub.
Man, you and me had some crazy New Year's Eves.
And New Year's Days, checking all the hospitals
and jails trying to find each other.
You were always in the last place I looked.
So, what's going on with the honeymoon?
You make any plans?
Two weeks in Italy.
Ooh, that'll be fun with no carbs.
That's the least of it.
Candace doesn't want us speaking English while we're there
so we don't come off like stupid American tourists.
But you don't speak Italian.
And there's the problemo.
So, uh, what's going on in your life?
No, not really.
There's a guy in my pre-law class
who always saves a seat for me,
so I guess we'll see where that goes.
He's 19, so it might be more of a mom thing.
A hot mom thing.
In the kitchen!
- Hey, Dad! - Hey, buddy!
Well, well! Look who's here!
Good to see you, Baxter.
Good to see you, too. How's it going?
Not bad. You?
- Been here long? - A few minutes.
That checks out.
Would you like a cup without Sherlock Holmes's finger in it?
不用了 我们得走了 电影两点开始
Nah, we gotta get going. Our movie's at 2:00.
Mom, why don't you come with us?
Oh, uh, no, this is...
time you spend with your dad.
我不介意 来吧 克丽丝蒂
I don't mind. Come on, Christy.
It'll be fun.
Sure. I don't see why not.
- I do. - Shh!
I'm just gonna need a minute.
Meet you at the car?
Great. Let's go, buddy.
This is cool.
I've never gone to the movies with both of you.
What are you doing?
Don't make a big deal about this.
She said, as she applies slightly whorish lipstick.
This is your lipstick.
And I'm not going because of Baxter.
I'm going to spend time with my son.
The lies fell from Christy's lips
like cherry blossoms in the springtime.
Stop narrating my life.
And with those words...
she was gone.
Oh, man, I miss sugar!
Yeah. Me, too.
Candace thinks fruit is dessert.
Well, every once in a while is not gonna hurt you.
Just don't tell Candace about this.
I know. Think I'm looking for trouble?
And probably don't mention that I'm here.
I'm smarter than I look, Mom.
How's the happy family doing here?
Um... Oh, um, actually,
we're... not... I mean, we were...
but now we're not, uh...
But we are happy.
In our individual homes.
Good for you.
I gotta take a squirt.
A squirt? Where'd he get that?
I don't want him getting beat up at school
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