'cause he's gotta go "Tinkle."
Thanks again for letting me tag along today.
This has been really fun.
Yeah, it has.
Do you ever wonder what it would be like
if we, uh, met now, instead of back then?
You mean with me sober, and you with your life together?
Maybe it's crossed my mind once or twice.
Too bad we messed it up.
A friend of mine once told me that
sometimes you got to mess it up the first time
to get it right the second time.
He was talking about cutting cocaine with baby laxative
but it kind of applies to relationships, too.
Baxter... do you think maybe we're having this conversation
because you're getting cold feet about the wedding?
Maybe. Or... maybe we're having this conversation
because we're supposed to be having this conversation.
So what's next on the agenda?
大家好 我是克丽丝蒂 酒瘾者
Hi. Christy. I'm an alcoholic.
So, the last time I shared,
I may have been in a teensy bit of denial about my ex.
We just went out to the movies
and for some ice cream.
With our son.
I'm just gonna pretend I don't hear you.
Anyway, I've got a dilemma.
Especially if Baxter ends up breaking off his engagement.
Which I think he might do.
Ooh! Oh, grow up!
But the truth is...
I think I have feelings for the man.
I mean, he's nothing like he used to be.
He's kind of a Baxter 2.0 now.
Whatever awful things I might want to say about his fiancee,
she... did nag a lot of the bugs right out of him.
I've also changed a lot.
So... maybe two, new improved people
could make it work this time.
Thanks for your support.
No, you grow up!
Well? You're not gonna say anything?
I will, I'm just trying to choose
my words carefully, you idiot.
Why am I an idiot?
You said it yourself.
Candace is the reason you like Baxter now.
No! That is not what I said.
It's exactly what you said.
When he was with you, he was a mess.
She cleaned him up.
What do you think's gonna happen,
if you get back together?
We'll live happily ever after?
Ha! I give it a week
before he's unemployed, smoking pot,
and you're all living in a van full of back hair.
You weren't there when we took Roscoe out for the day,
and we were a family again.
Oh, and that's another thing.
What about Roscoe?
If you try and get back together with Baxter and it blows up,
what happens to him?
Man, if this isn't an advertisement
for taking the bus, I don't know what is.
Who the hell is that?
Marry me. Again.
You know we're both feeling it.
Let's just do it.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute...
What are you doing?
How much weed did you smoke?
I didn't smoke anything.
- Baxter... - A little bit.
- Baxter...! - A normal weeknight amount.
- Baxter... - Why do you keep saying my name?
It's freaking me out!
Come inside and keep it down.
- Rosoe's sleeping. - Right, right, right.
So, what do you say?
I say my mom is right.
I'm an idiot.
Why? What'd you do?
I thought you changed.
I did! But with you, I can change back.
I can be my old self.
Yeah, but you see, there's the problem.
Your old self kind of sucks.
Well, that's hurtful.
Please tell me
you didn't break up with Candace.
Oh, no. I wanted to see how it went with you first.
Oh, my God, you're such a jerk.
Listen to me: you need to go home and sleep it off.
But what about our love?
Our love is asleep in the other room.
Now get out of here.
But just so we're clear,
once I walk out this door,
that's it-- I'm gonna marry, uh... uh...
- Candace. - Candace.
And then there's no going back.
You and I are done.
Oh, sweetie, that's not the threat you think it is.
You don't have to tell me twice.
Oh, come on! Guys like me don't come along every day!
Look, I-- Ow!
And because she listened
to the words of wisdom from her saintly, but still do-able mother...
...Christy made the right decision.
"Where is the train station?"
Dov'e la stazione?
Dov'e la stazione?
"I'll have the fish."
Vorrei il pesce per favore.
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