How about after our tennis lesson?
That sounds good.
We also have to go shopping later.
What do you need?
A personal assistant who dresses better.
You're buying me clothes?
Well, somebody should.
Also, do you think you could start talking with a British accent?
Well, I just think a British assistant is classier.
I'll give it me best, guv'nah.
Now I feel like I hired an orphan.
How cool is that?
How long were you a stuntman?
Over 30 years.
Would I have seen you in anything?
Ever watched a movie where a guy gets in a car
and turns the ignition and the car explodes?
- Yeah. - I'm that guy.
Oh, my God. I love your work.
So what do you do?
Nothing very exciting.
I manage an apartment building.
Really? What's that like?
Oh, you know, when your toilet overflows
and you call someone to help and they never show?
- Yeah. - I'm that guy.
Oh, man, I hate that guy.
You're not alone.
So how are we doing on the meat loaf?
I put the eggs in. What's next?
Add a tablespoon of curry.
A whole tablespoon?
Will you trust me?
Fine. I'm putting it in.
Okay, now really put it in.
How did you know?
We've been talking a while.
I get that you have trust issues.
Nice. A guy who listens.
You sure you're straight?
Said the man who's giving you his meat loaf recipe.
I... love my job.
那是克丽丝蒂吗 你好 克丽丝蒂
Is that Christy? Hi, Christy.
Um... hi, voice.
Adam, I gotta call you back.
I mean, hey, you do whatever you want.
What was that about?
What happened to you?
These are my new work clothes.
And so are these,
and so are these.
She took you shopping?
Yep. I also got my hair done.
Upstairs and downstairs.
Got a little landing strip, in case I get laid in the fog.
How is getting waxed part of your job?
Jill wanted to see how it looked on me before she did it.
I might be getting new boobs next week.
You were totally right about this movie.
Different side of Clint Eastwood, isn't it?
You mean the side that makes movies with monkeys?
It's not a monkey. It's an orangutan.
And he was a real jerk.
I wish. I was his stunt double.
Furry bastard wouldn't give me the time of day.
What's going on?
Adam and I are watching... what are we watching?
Every Which Way But Loose.
Oh, yeah, with the monkey.
It's an orangutan.
That's my girl.
Can I talk to you for a minute in private?
Uh-oh, Bonnie's in trouble.
Be right back.
What are you doing?
What? I met a nice guy.
We're getting to know each other.
- How do you know he's a nice guy? - u202dI can tell.
-你在网上搜了他吗 -没有 我们同意不搜索的
- Did you Google him? u202d- No. We agreed not to Google.
Besides, neither of us is looking to date.
We're just enjoying each other's company.
You're not doing phone sex or anything weird?
好吧 首先 电♥话♥性♥爱♥可能很美妙
Okay, first of all, phone sex can be beautiful.
And no, nothing's weird.
Where are you going so late?
I have to go buy Jill a box of condoms.
And yes, it's weird.
My daughter thinks what we're doing is weird.
Do you think it's weird?
I don't care. I'm having fun.
Uh, a little bit.
Come on. Let's go make a sandwich.
Okay, now it's a little weird.
I was running out of dirty talk.
I didn't know what you liked,
so I got flavored, ribbed and glow-in-the-dark.
I guess that's in case you lose track of him.
You know me so well.
I didn't know you were seeing someone.
Why didn't you tell me?
Well, he's very private.
And kind of famous.
You're having celebrity sex?
Who is it? Is it someone good?
I'm sorry. I really can't say.
Hey, you owe me.
I just got slut-shamed by the cashier at the pharmacy.
No. Now I gotta go.
I got a semi-aroused household name upstairs.
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