等等 吉尔 还有件事
Wait, Jill, one more thing.
Please tell me who it is?
A famous person's putting on a condom that I bought.
What are you doing?
Actually, you caught me coming out of the tub.
I'm dripping wet.
I just finished working out,
so I'm all sweaty, and, you know...
feeling pretty darn good about being a man.
What are you really doing?
I'm in my underwear eating cornflakes,
watching a dog show.
Looks like the Pomeranian's
going to take the whole freakin' thing.
What are you really doing?
I am totally coming out of the bathtub.
Fine, be that way.
So what do you got going on today?
Well, some stuff around the building,
and then I'm off to an AA meeting.
Oh, you go to those things every day?
Just when I'm feeling crazy, so yeah.
That was a beer can.
I'm toasting you.
Please tell me you don't drink light beer,
'cause that's a deal breaker.
None of the buzz and all the pee?
Oh, my God.
Why don't you two just meet already?
Mind your own business.
Adam, are you a serial killer?
Big cereal eater, though.
这就行了 好男人 好女人
There you go. Nice guy. Nice lady.
Hang up the phones, pop a mint,
and go get a cup of coffee.
Get out of here. Go to work.
Sorry about that.
She's a little pushy.
Wonder where she gets it from.
我是说 我们没必要见面 对吧
I mean, uh, we don't need to meet, right?
This is fun the way it is.
This is great.
I've said things to you
I've never been able to say to anyone else.
Did I lose you?
No. I-I'm just thinking.
I'm a little curious.
Yeah, me, too.
I mean, we did already take a nap together.
You snore, by the way.
Sorry. 20 years of cocaine will make you a mouth breather.
So should we do it?
Okay. Great. Tonight.
8:00 and I'll wear a red scarf.
I'll wear a Raiders cap.
Well, the Niners would be better, but okay.
Oh, wait, you're not hiding a bald spot, are you?
Are you kidding me?
I've got the hair of three men.
As long as it's on your head, I'm in.
Again, I'm really sorry.
Oh, stop. It's fine.
Are you sure, 'cause I'd be happy
to look into getting you a new tennis coach.
There is nothing wrong with my tennis coach.
You just got lucky.
Three sets in a row.
Okay. I think we're done for today.
Thank you very much.
So as of now, I'm off the clock?
You are off the clock.
So I can speak to you as a friend.
Who's the famous guy you're sleeping with?
I can't tell you that.
What do you mean, complicated?
Oh, he's married.
Oh, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill.
See? This is why.
Hey, I am not judging you.
I've made the same mistake.
Not with a famous person.
My guy was a loser.
The point is, it never ends well.
Thank you for your concern.
Are we done now?
You're a smart, beautiful woman.
You don't have to settle.
I'm not settling.
We're very happy with the way things are.
Does your big celebrity have any kids?
But they're very unpleasant,
so your heart doesn't go out to them.
Do you really want to be the kind of person
who breaks up a family?
I love him and he loves me.
How do you know?
Because he told me.
Okay, he's just... he's waiting
for his daughter to go off to college,
and then he's asking for a divorce.
How old is his daughter?
Look, I know what you're thinking,
but I'm willing to wait.
He's worth it.
Oh, come on.
If he really loves you, make him prove it.
Tell him to choose.
I can't do that.
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