Oh, my God. She shot him!
I can't believe she shot him.
This woman is a monster.
Yeah, but look at her jacket.
I want that jacket.
She just murdered her boyfriend.
It's covered in his blood.
A little club soda-- it comes right out.
Who are you avoiding?
Nobody. Not important.
Please tell me she's not going to poison his daughter.
She should poison whoever cut her hair.
She can get away with murder, but not those bangs.
Do you even pay attention to the plot?
Of course, I do. I love this show.
I also love that kitchen.
I wish we had a pizza oven.
You know I'm gonna go through your phone
when you're not looking.
I changed the passcode.
You mean 1♥1♥4♥7?
I'll just change it again.
Get out of my head.
- Was it Marjorie? - u202dNo.
- Jill? u202d- No.
- Wendy? - u202dNo.
- Mary? u202d- Who's Mary?
I'll take that as a no.
It's somebody you don't want to talk to,
so it's either sex or money.
Boy, that does not narrow things down.
Fine. It's Adam.
Wrong number boyfriend, Adam?
We met once for coffee and didn't hit it off.
So why is he calling?
I don't know.
We gonna watch the show or are you just gonna annoy me?
I can do both.
You're not even friends with him, anymore?
No, not really.
Why? I mean I get that you didn't have chemistry...
Oh, grow up. I lied.
He stood me up.
Why didn't you tell me?
'Cause I didn't want to see your pity face.
So you haven't spoken to him since?
Why should I? You know my policy:
Fool me once, you're dead to me.
But maybe there's an explanation.
What possible explanation could he have?
I don't know.
Maybe one of his parents died.
Oh, there's a happy thought.
For some people.
And he was so overcome with grief,
he couldn't pick up the phone and text,
"Mom's dead, mind if my dad tags along?"
I think you should call him.
I think we need a second television.
Was that supposed to hurt my feelings?
'Cause I agree.
Mom, hurry up!
She's about to kill somebody else!
You're watching without me?
I would never do that.
你好 亚当 我是克丽丝蒂
Hi, Adam? It's Christy.
My mom wants to talk to you.
I should've sold you when I had the chance.
You have ten seconds to tell me why you stood me up.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm gonna put you on speaker.
I want my daughter to hear this steamin' load.
Go ahead, Adam.
See if you can say that again without laughing.
I said, I'm in a wheelchair
and I guess I just lost my nerve.
Do you believe this guy?
That doesn't sound like something you'd make up.
Oh, please. I'd make that up.
I have made that up.
迪斯尼乐园 玩所有的游乐设施 不用等
Disneyland, all the rides, no waiting.
I believe you, Adam.
Thank you, Christy.
Bonnie, I'm really sorry.
I guess I was just afraid when you saw me,
you wouldn't want to go out with me.
How dare you?
You really think I'm the kind of person
who wouldn't go out with someone 'cause they're handicapped?
That's so offensive.
So you'll go out with me?
Well, I kinda have to, now.
Great. Saturday night?
Thanks for giving me another chance.
Well, I'm nothing if not forgiving.
See you Saturday.
Me and a guy in a wheelchair.
That's a first.
Yeah, you're gonna want to wear flats.
I just don't know what to expect.
Have any of you ever dated a handicapped guy?
When I was in high school, my boyfriend had a glass eye.
Was it a problem?
No, I loved it.
If I was having a bad hair day, or a giant zit,
I'd just stand on his blind side.
When I was homeless, I dated a guy with a hook.
Well, dated is not the right word.
You share a cardboard box,
it's really more a marriage of convenience.
What about the hook?
Did it complicate things?
We were constantly having to get new boxes.
I'm just... I'm not sure what I'm getting into.
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