So I get up on the mountain.
I got this stupid piece of wood strapped to my feet.
I am flying down the hill.
I'm doing good.
I see a sign.
上面写着 危险 前方峡谷
It says, "Danger, barranca ahead."
What's a barranca?
That's what I'm thinking.
我环顾四周 是熊吗 树吗
I'm looking around, is it a bear, is it a tree?
Turns out it's a... cliff.
Right off the edge.
200 feet straight down.
I felt like Wile E. Coyote,
but substantially dumber.
You want to hear the real embarrassing part?
On the way down...
I-I tried flapping my arms.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh.
为什么 这很有趣 我就...
Why? It's funny. I was just...
Oh, God, it really is.
This is fun.
Oh, now you're just showing off.
Yeah, well, I can't keep bending over to pick up my purse.
Not that I'm complaining.
Okay, well, this is my stop.
Tonight was great.
Can we do it again?
All right. Well, good night.
This time, I mean it.
Please tell me you didn't all drive over here
to see how my date went.
No. We went to a meeting.
- Had coffee. u202d- And then we drove over here
to see how your date went.
So how'd your date go?
Here's the headline.
Best date of my life.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, that's so wonderful.
No awkward pauses.
Didn't have to fake any laughs.
And he finished it off with the perfect first kiss.
I'm so happy for you, Bonnie.
Yeah, you deserve this.
I don't want to get ahead of myself,
but I think Bonnie Plunkett Janikowski
will get easier to say with time.
You would actually keep Plunkett?
Why help the creditors find me.
Listen, I think this is great,
but at the risk of sounding like a wet blanket, take it slow.
Oh, please. If I took things slow and smart,
this one wouldn't exist.
I'm just saying, take it one day at a time.
Well, maybe I don't want to take it one day at a time.
Maybe I want to be high on life, on love.
On whatever I can get high on
that doesn't require me going to a freakin' 12 step meeting.
It's your life.
I have a question.
What's goin' on with your boobs?
Is your mom coming to the meeting?
She's got another date with hot wheels.
Oh, good for her.
Yeah. I'm not so sure.
there's this waitress I work with,
I happened to mention my mom's dating
this former stuntman in a wheelchair.
How do you happen to mention that?
It's called gossip, Marjorie.
I'm not proud of it, but there you are.
Anyway, turns out,
Andrea used to go out with Adam.
She caught him cheating on her,
and then he cheated on that girl, too.
So he's a player.
That's a shame.
What are you going to do?
What do you mean, what is she going to do?
She has to tell Bonnie.
- No, she doesn't. - I don't?
You don't know the whole story.
Maybe your friend Andrea's a lyin' whore.
Oh, come on. She's a waitress.
You know how they are.
Hey, I'm a waitress.
Yeah, and you slept with your married boss,
a drunk fireman,
your ex-husband's future father-in-law...
Fine! I'm a whore.
But I don't think Andrea's lying about Adam.
So the real question is,
if you were my mom, would you want to know?
- Yes. - u202dNo.
Oh, that's a toughie.
Thanks. Very helpful.
Well, the real question is how are you going to feel
if you don't tell her and she gets hurt?
So you'd tell her?
Marjorie has something she wants to tell you.
I'm not telling her.
You just said you would.
I said I would if I were you.
好吧 吉尔 你来说
All right, Jill, you're up.
Wh... I'm not telling her
her new boyfriend's a cheatin' dog.
Did you get that?
She wants to talk to you.
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