but maybe you're just a lunatic.
You want to run him over with a car, but I'm the lunatic?
Not run him over, just send a message.
Come on, back me up here.
I'm sorry. I agree with Marjorie.
好吧 克丽丝蒂 就你和我了
Okay, Christy, it's just you and me.
Oh, that's never a good thing.
Let's talk about happy things.
Bonnie, how's it going with your boyfriend?
I forgot my boyfriend!
Oh, don't come home for a while. I have some making up to do.
- I am so sorry. - Yeah, me, too.
Please don't go.
You said you'd be right back.
I'm sitting in there for three and a half hours
with no booze and nothing but basic cable.
I-I know. I-I'm-I'm sorry.
I just... I got caught up in something.
Yeah, well, clearly these meetings
are more important than me.
I did my waiting. Three and a half hours.
Come on, le-let me make it up to you.
What do you got in mind?
Uh, how about I rock your world
while you just lay back and watch ESPN?
You don't have ESPN.
Fine. I'll just yell out scores.
Instead of you sitting around,
wondering what I'm doing at these meetings,
why don't you come with me one night
and see for yourself?
You want me to go to an AA meeting?
Yeah, just as an observer.
Uh, I don't want to jeopardize the really hot sex
we're about to have, but that sounds just awful.
Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
You'll meet some interesting women,
you'll hear a lot of inspiring stories.
You might even cry.
Oh, God, it's basic cable all over again.
- This way. - Where are we going?
We're gonna use the bed in my grandson's room.
Wow, way to talk dirty to me.
Here you go.
You have coffee and cookies before the meeting
and coffee and dessert after?
Moderation's not our strong suit.
So, Adam, Bonnie tells me you were a stuntman.
Work with any big stars?
I doubled Bruce Willis on a few films.
Really? Do you know how to get in touch with him?
I think he's married.
I didn't ask that.
I think it's just great
you came to the meeting to support Bonnie.
Well, to be honest, um, I really wasn't too sure about it,
but she can be very persuasive.
-你好吗 -挺好的 你呢
- How's it going? - Good. You?
Glad you're still breathing.
I want you to know something.
I was Jodi's sponsor, and I really loved her,
and I wish she was still breathing,
but because of you, she isn't,
and I will never forgive you for it.
Run away! Like you did when she was dying!
So, now that I'm sober,
I'm able to take care of myself and
keep a job and pay my bills.
In fact, after a lifetime of riding the bus,
I just bought myself my first ever new car.
Then it started having all these problems,
and I don't know what to do.
How about take it back to the dealer?
It's still under warranty.
When I start the car in the morning and turn the heater on,
cold air comes out.
All cars do that. The engine's cold.
But that's okay.
I just bundle up and ask God for guidance.
You don't need God.
You just need to let the freakin' car warm up.
We don't give advice. We just listen.
Then why are we here?
thanks for letting me share.
Why is everybody clapping? She's stupid.
- I mean... - Shh!
大家好 我是吉尔 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill. I'm an alcoholic.
I've been feeling really lonely lately.
So I think I might adopt one of those little Chinese babies.
Oh, for God's sake...
Okay. I just got to say it.
I have never wanted a drink more in my life.
Well, AA is just not for you.
How is it for anybody?
Listening to people's problems and then not helping them.
It gives you perspective on your own life.
You realize you're not the only one who has problems.
Really? You thought other people don't have problems?
Do you get out much? Have you met other people?
There's more to it than that.
Hey, I got a great idea.
Instead of blowing me off to go to these meetings,
you tell me your problems, I won't help you,
and then I'll clap.
I'll tell you my problem.
My boyfriend's being a real jerk.
Would anyone else like to share?
He's, uh, processing the meeting.
What does that mean?
He's at a bar drinking.
Hey, did anybody see that Travis boy at the meeting tonight?
Yeah. He was out in the hallway when I came in.
Huh. I wonder why he didn't stay.
I wonder why we're not talking about Jill's new Chinese baby.
I'm not 100% on Chinese.
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