I could see myself toting around a little India baby.
You know, you might want to start by adopting a dog
and see how that goes.
Oh, no. Dogs are so high-maintenance.
Oh, damn it.
Travis didn't come to the meeting
because I got in his face and chased him off.
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it.
Well, you know what you got to do now.
No. I am not apologizing to that kid.
He can rot in hell for all I care.
Really? Is that the kind of person you want to be?
Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
I'm proud of you. I wouldn't apologize either.
Do I know my little girl?
What do you want?
Can we talk?
Fine. I'm a customer.
I want to get something pierced.
What would you recommend?
I don't know.
Some people get their nose or tongue.
Both solid ideas, but I have a job
where people see me while they're eating.
How about another earring?
Take a seat.
好吧 首先 我欠你个道歉
Okay, so, first of all, I owe you an amends.
I should never have said those terrible things to you at the meeting.
I'm still pretty messed up about Jodi, but...
I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
Please keep going to meetings.
I don't care where, I don't care when.
You're welcome back to ours. Just...
"Ready, set, go" Is for people I like.
Pay at the counter.
Just so you know...
...there is nothing that anybody could say to me
that's worse than what I say to myself.
For the rest of my life,
I got to live with what I did.
You didn't kill her.
She used because she was an addict,
and that's what addicts do.
Do you think it is even possible
for someone as messed up as me to stay sober?
Come back to the meeting
and I'll introduce you to my mother.
Hey. How do I know you're not faking
the whole paralyzed thing so I'm always waiting on you?
Light the couch on fire and see for yourself.
I feel kind of bad about how I acted the other night
- after the meeting. - Oh, please, don't.
I look forward to finding something you're passionate about
so I can crap all over it.
Hey, I'm trying to apologize.
And I'm taking advantage of it.
I also think the reason you don't understand
how important AA is to me is because you don't know
what I was like before I got sober.
What are you saying, there's a crazier version of you?
Let's go to the videotape and find out.
Let me fast-forward to the good part.
Come on, you douche bags, dance!
You're ruining my daughter's wedding!
好吧 你有点失控 但我见过更糟糕的
All right, you're a little out of control, but I've seen worse.
Oh, baby, I'm just getting warmed up.
All right! Here we go!
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Okay, that was a little over-the-top.
Wait for it.
Congratulations, Christy and Baxter!
I'm next, bitches!
That ain't right.
It also ain't over.
I just want to apologize to everyone.
Obviously, this is not how I wanted my wedding to turn out.
Oh, come on! I had to punch him!
The bastard stole my cocaine!
Baxter, why are you taping this?
So, what do you think?
Is there a meeting now? I'll drive you.
We're glad you came back to the meeting, Travis.
Thanks. I hope I wasn't out of line
trying to help that lady with her car.
She just needs to let it warm up.
My boyfriend is really gonna like you.
Just so you know, we come here after almost every meeting,
if you ever want to hang out.
I'd like that.
Jodi was always talking about these cool older ladies
she knew from the meeting.
She told me a lot of stories.
One of you is really smart and kind
and helps people all the time.
And somebody punched a camel?
It was a long time ago. I was super drunk,
and he wouldn't give me a cigarette.
Who cries all the time?
Yeah, that's me!
And she talked a lot about you, Christy.
And how much she loved you
and how you tried to stop her from going out with me.
What can I say?
I just wish she listened to you.
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