Just come down.
- Mom! - Hey.
Ooh, you're so jumpy.
Come sit next to me.
- What's up? - u202dHold my hand.
Okay. What's going on?
Don't talk, just hold.
You have really tiny hands.
Feel like I'm going steady with a raccoon.
Can you at least tell me what we're looking at here?
My grades get posted at noon,
and I don't want to look at them by myself.
Oh, so you think you blew it?
No! Why would you say that?
Take it back!
When did we become gypsies?
I just don't want to jinx it.
Well, that's not possible now that you spit three times.
Can you please just sit here and support me?
I honestly thought that's what I was doing.
Okay, I'm just gonna be quiet.
Sorry, it was just such a tough semester,
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with work, and Roscoe, and Violet,
and crazy stuff around here.
Am I the crazy stuff?
Also, I turned in a couple papers late.
I'm pretty sure I screwed up
my literature final on Metamorphosis.
It's an awful book.
A guy wakes up one morning
and is turned into a giant cockroach.
But not like Spiderman who got bit by a radioactive spider,
this guy just wakes up all cockroach-y.
So no super powers?
He doesn't fight crime, no costume,
he's just a bug for no reason.
Can he make other cockroaches do his bidding?
Doesn't even try.
He just complains.
So what was your paper about?
I wish I remember.
I wrote it when I had walking pneumonia
and was on all that medication.
Well, there you go.
If you flunk, you can blame it on drugs,
like when you were in junior high.
Excuse me, I did not take drugs in junior high.
I just drank.
Mostly wine coolers.
And cough syrup.
Ooh, they're up, they're up.
Oh, my God.
Are we reading this right?
I got straight A's.
That's why I asked, "Are we reading this right""
I got straight A's, Mom!
I got straight A's.
Wait, wait, wait, there's an asterisk.
What does that mean?
Were you using steroids?
Let me look.
I made the dean's list.
Oh, honey, did you sleep with the dean?
I didn't have to,
The dean's list is a big deal.
I always kind of suspected I might be, you know,
One of the best parts of staying sober
is learning what we're really capable of.
You should come to one of my Mensa meetings.
Wait, you're in Mensa?
It's a club for people with high IQs.
And you're in that?
I said "Yes."
So, Christy, have you thought about what's next for you?
Well, I guess transfer to a four-year college,
and then, hopefully, law school.
I'm sure you'll get straight A's there, too.
Marjorie, why are you getting her expectations up?
It's one thing to get good grades at a community college,
where it's basically everybody gets an A for showing up
with pants on, zipper forward.
But real college is different, am I right?
An A is an A,
whether it's at Napa Valley Tech or Harvard.
Yeah, but if you're getting brain surgery,
which diploma do you want to see on your doctor's wall?
My A's are A's.
Don't crap on my A's.
I'm just trying to inject a little reality here.
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Wendy, you're in Mensa, tell her.
We mostly do puzzles.
It doesn't matter.
Christy, you're a totally different person
than the hot mess that crawled into that meeting
three years ago, and I'm so proud of you.
We should also be toasting Wendy
who managed to hide her intelligence from us
for all these years.
You ready for lights out?
Let me just finish this text to my daughter.
Oh, good. You two are talking again?
Yes, we're talking.
Sorry, last I heard you were dead to her.
Yeah, well, I apologized for something I didn't do,
and now we're good again.
She wants to go wedding dress shopping tomorrow.
Wow, and she invited you to go with her?
That's right, I am buying the dress.
Oh, well, that explains why she invited you.
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