Candy cane pie is so good.
I wish they served it all year round.
I think the reason we love candy canes so much is
because they give you the same feeling
as rubbing coke on your gums.
It kind of does.
And I won't be up vacuuming naked at 3:00 in the morning.
I know what I want for Christmas.
A videotape of Marjorie on cocaine.
Well, there wouldn't be videos.
It'd be chiseled on a cave wall.
What are you guys doing on Christmas Eve?
Anyone want to come caroling with me and my church group?
♪ No, no-no, no, no-no, no-no. ♪
But thanks for asking.
Ah, I wish we could, but we've got plans.
With each other.
On Christmas. Can you believe it?
Adam's working, so we're gonna make gingerbread houses
and watch movies in matching jammies.
You don't know how hard it was to find footie pajamas in her size.
Or how easy it was to find 'em in hers.
Well, if anybody wants to come sing,
we hit Bluebird Lane around 7:00.
Oh, it's my sponsee.
I have to take it. She totally relies on me.
Hi, Patty. How can I put my life on hold
while I help you today?
She calls her four times a day.
Well, I'm gonna be calling you a ton 'cause I'm in freefall.
Andy took off to Minnesota to spend Christmas with his mother.
Well, why didn't you go with him?
There's lots of reasons, Tammy.
The big one being he didn't invite me.
I mean, if you and I were dating,
and you were going home for the holidays,
you would take me, wouldn't you?
It depends. Are we exclusive?
Does every date end in a sleepover?
Have we taken a bath together?
Yes to all three.
Well, then I would definitely take you home
and parade you around the local Applebee's.
Oh, I don't know what Applebee's is,
but Tammy's a good boyfriend.
Patty's going through a rough patch,
so I invited her to spend Christmas with us.
Christmas with me, my mom and a stranger.
- Not the first time. u202d- Mm.
In fact, why doesn't everyone come over Christmas Eve?
It might help cheer Patty up.
You want to go to this party, baby?
'Cause if you not, we can stay home and snuggle.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
I'm setting up the coffee.
But everything's all higgledy-piggledy.
Look, I didn't go to college.
What does that mean?
It means the stir sticks go here,
and the sweeteners go here.
Talk about higgy-wiggy.
I mean, most people are right-handed.
It makes more sense to do it this way.
Ugh. But we're alcoholics.
You can't just go changing things,
'cause we don't like change!
Look, Bonnie's running a little late.
-她要我来做 我正在做 -好吧
- She asked me to handle it. I'm handling it! u202d- Okay.
Marjorie, can you tell Tammy to stop moving the stir sticks!
Oh, God, she moved the stir sticks?
And this is where we have our meetings.
It's also where they have
bingo, country line dancing and, uh, CPR classes.
I came on the wrong day once,
and now I can Heimlich a baby.
My baby's eight years old.
I'm not allowed to see her.
Nice job, Christy.
各位 这是帕蒂 我的互助对象
Everyone, this is Patty, my sponsee.
Come meet Patty, my sponsee.
帕蒂 这是玛乔丽 吉尔 塔米 温蒂
Patty, this is Marjorie, Jill, Tammy, Wendy.
This is my sponsee, Patty, the woman who I sponsor.
Nice to meet you.
I'm gonna sit down.
If you think she seems sad now,
you should have seen her before I started working my magic.
Okay, what dumbass got creative with the stir sticks?
I thought I was handling my boyfriend abandoning me
at Christmas pretty well.
But then he sent me a picture of him and his mom.
But if you zoom in close on his left arm,
you can clearly see three fingers
that belong to a lady who was obviously cropped out.
Um, I'm trying not to obsess over what is probably nothing,
but who is she?
Who is she?
Who is she?!
Anyway, if I'm not here tomorrow,
我就在明尼阿波里斯 手上沾着血 谢谢
I'm in Minneapolis with blood on my hands. Thanks.
Would anybody else like to share?
I hated when you did this to me,
but it's fun doing it to someone else.
大家好 我是帕蒂 我是酒瘾者
Hi. I'm Patty, and I'm an alcoholic.
I have 85 days,
which is the longest I've ever had,
thanks to my incredible sponsor.
I called her yesterday because my mom told me
that she won't let me see my daughter at Christmas.
Aw. It's because of last year.
I got wasted before lunch, knocked over the Christmas tree,
and then I started screaming at my mom.
My kid spent most of the day crying.
having 85 days might buy me a second chance.
So, what's the point of having 85 days?
大家好 我是玛乔丽 酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Marjorie, alcoholic.
This time of year just makes me extra grateful
for my life and the people in it.
Take a look at that hand.
Am I overreacting?
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