No, she invited me because our relationship is better now.
You know what? Let's just go to bed.
We're not done, are we?
We need to talk about something.
Oh, no, do you want a divorce?
This is serious.
Earlier with the girls,
all that stuff you were saying
about my grades not being worth anything,
it hurt my feelings.
Oh, come on.
I was kidding.
Didn't feel like kidding.
Everybody there said they were happy for me,
proud of me,
even the waitress gave me a free piece of cheesecake.
All you did was put me down.
For God's sakes, that was just me kibitzing.
That's what I do, I kibitz.
You still never said you were proud of me.
Yeah, I did.
No, you didn't.
Nope, too late now.
What are you doing?
I can't sleep next to someone who doesn't value me.
We're not done.
Oh, I think we are.
It was just a few jokes over coffee.
No, no, you purposely diminished my achievements.
No, no, I was trying to get some laughs.
Those women count on me
to brighten up their drab little lives.
It's not just tonight.
You've always sold me short.
- Well... - Don't you dare make a short joke.
Fine, but just so we're clear,
you, right now walking around breathing air,
that's all thanks to me.
That's your argument?
The fact that I'm walking and breathing
makes you mother of the year?
Hey, not matter how tough things were,
I always made sure you never went without.
You always had a roof over your head and dinner in your belly.
A panel truck is not a roof
and Red Vines are not dinner!
Wow, so ungrateful.
All right, you want to get current?
The only reason you were able to go back to school
is because of me.
How do you figure that?
Whose gambling got us evicted from the old place?
And whose quick thinking got us this apartment?
You lied to the building owners
that you were a skilled handyman.
Yes, and one of my skills is lying.
And while you were waiting tables or going to class,
who babysat for you free of charge?
Oh, Grandma, thank you.
Oh, I see, you're just gonna spin everything.
I am a self-made woman.
My success has nothing to do with you.
Then I also have nothing to do with your failure.
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All the arrests, the drugs, the drinking,
that's all on you.
Those are not failures.
Those are obstacles that I overcame
to make my success all the more compelling!
"Christy J. Plunkett,
Christy is eager to learn and shows a great deal of promise."
"Christy is a joy to have in class.
She is bright and inquisitive."
"Christy is the best student I've ever encountered.
She is going to do amazing things one day."
You kept your report cards?
I also signed them whenever you went off on a bender.
I never went off on a bender,
those were three-day weekends
where I tried to find you a father.
The point is, even as a little kid,
I showed potential.
And now that I'm living up to that potential,
I'm jealous of you?
That's right, you heard me.
Oh, honey, I don't think so.
I'm jealous of Serena Williams,
that tall Arab chick that bagged Clooney.
The more I hear you talk,
the more I realize what a miracle I am.
A miracle that was conceived at a Foghat concert!
You stormed out before my rebuttal!
All right, rebut.
I got nothing, but I can't sleep,
so neither will you.
Oh, no you don't!
last night, I said some things that were pretty ugly.
I just want you to know
that I stand by all of them.
But if you don't mind, I'm not going to engage on this level,
because that's just not who I am.
I love that you think you have levels.
See you later.
I'm taking my daughter out shopping for a wedding dress.
You know, breaking the cycle of maternal neglect.
See you there.
What do you mean?
Violet invited me.
What's the matter?
Bitch got your tongue?
Tell me this isn't perfect on you.
It is beautiful.
Oh, I'm crying already thinking of you wearing this.
Listen, about the price,
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