Gregory's mom offered to take care of it.
Hey, this is my little girl's wedding.
I am more than capable of buying her a dress.
Not this one specifically,
but a very nice dress.
All right, why don't we take a look over here at the bride-on-a-budget rack.
A lot of attitude from a middle-aged broad working retail.
Sorry, I'm late.
Someone hid my keys
but forgot I can see on top of things.
I'm so glad you're here.
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
What are we looking at?
Just trying to find something reasonably priced.
your only daughter's wedding is not the time to go cheap.
You're right, I should spend the same amount on her
that you spent on me.
Oh, wait, that was nothing.
Because I knew the marriage wouldn't last.
I don't think her marriage is gonna last,
but that doesn't stop me.
Not important, honey,
just trying to hurt Grandma.
You know what,
let's try on the expensive one.
Mom, you don't have to.
不 但我想这样做 因为好妈妈就会这样
No, but I want to because that's what good mothers do.
But the price...
Forget the price, try it on.
Oh, my God.
Right this way.
Thanks a lot.
Now I'm on the hook for a dress I can't afford.
Oh, don't worry about it,
you're gifted, you'll figure it out.
Don't you dare ruin this special day with my daughter.
Oh, I think this special day will be ruined
when your credit card gets declined.
That's it, get out.
You heard me,
turn into a bat and fly away!
I didn't think so.
Get off of me!
What is wrong with you?!
You're what's wrong with me!
All right, that's it!
Who's got raccoon hands now?
I swear to God, I will helicopter you out of this building!
I am not letting go!
Then I am taking you down!
That's all you've ever done!
Here comes the bride.
Oh, honey, you look beautiful!
Okay, the meeting is now open for sharing.
Who'd like to start?
So glad I came tonight.
大家好 我是克丽丝蒂 我是酒瘾者
Hi, my name is Christy, I'm an alcoholic.
I'm just gonna cut straight to it,
we're all a little broken here, but this one...
...this is pure evil.
Ooh, here we go.
What else do you call someone
who is so threatened by her own child's success
that she has to crap all over it?
Wait your turn, evil!
I think that name might stick.
Well, you know what?
It won't work on me
because I am a sober, sane and emotionally well-balanced woman
who is on her way to do great things!
What are you looking at?!
Okay, who'd like...
大家好 邦妮 酒瘾者
Hi, Bonnie, alcoholic.
-你好 邦妮 -省省吧
- Hi, Bonn... u202d- Save it!
I would just like to say that
evil comes in many shapes and sizes, including pixie.
You all know me,
you know that I mean well,
that I always come from love.
Oh, well, I wasn't going for a joke, but okay.
My point is, I love my daughter,
and there is nothing I wouldn't do for her.
Except be supportive when something good happens to me.
Christy, no cross-talk.
Zip it, Mensa.
Not only am I supportive,
I am happy, I am thrilled,
I'm a little jealous...
There it is!
There what is?
You admitted you're jealous!
I did not!
你承认了 你们都听到了 告诉她
You did! You all heard it, tell her!
You sure did.
Okay, so, maybe I am.
How could you be jealous of your own daughter?!
I don't know, I'm a horrible person!
What-what is it you want to hear?
Best meeting ever.
I want to hear that you believe in me,
that you think I could amount to something.
Of course, you can amount to something.
Why else do you think I feel so threatened?
Well, then, thank you.
All right, who else would like to share?
大家好 我是吉尔 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill, I'm an alcoholic.
I just got to say that these are the moments
that make me wish my mother wasn't dead.
So, listen, how about
we go dress shopping again next Sunday?
I know we'll have to go to a different bridal shop.
Love you, too.
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