Yeah, she's got this weird forgiving streak.
I have no idea where it came from.
Skips a generation.
You want to do this again?
I'm sorry. Namaste.
You know, I've been thinking,
maybe what you're doing--
going back to college and everything--
maybe that can be an inspiration for me.
Maybe I'm capable of doing more in this world
than fixing washing machines and trapping mice.
I know you are.
The key is figuring out what that is.
Well, why don't we narrow it down?
What are you really good at?
Um, let's see.
I'm smart, I'm personable,
I'm... really good at tricking people into liking me.
That's because you're a fantastic liar.
Never made a promise I didn't break.
I'm still waiting for those roller skates
for my sixth birthday.
They're on the way.
Don't forget you're a control freak.
Mm, despite having no real skills,
I love telling people what they're doing wrong.
And you have a very healthy ego.
Ah, I may not be much, but I am all I think about.
So, where does that leave us?
I think it's pretty obvious.
Morning, Madam President.
早上好 罗伯特 今天美国怎么样
Morning, Robert. How's the country today?
It's still there, ma'am.
Excellent, and the other countries?
All present and accounted for.
Great. Where are we on getting my face on a stamp?
Do you really want people
licking the back of your head, ma'am?
Good point. Let's put me on money.
Ah, what denomination did you have in mind?
I've been sober awhile, do people still snort coke
with hundred dollar bills?
Yes, I believe they do.
Then there's your answer.
You can use my Tinder picture.
Ah, the one with the tube top.
By the way, where are we going?
I don't know, you're the president,
I was following you.
Should we sit down and talk?
Oh, God, no,
conversations always seem much more interesting when you're walking.
-真的吗 -是的 瞧吧
- Really? - Yes, watch.
Have you given more thought to your nomination to the Supreme Court?
你说得对 这很无聊 继续走吧
You're right, this is boring, let's keep walking.
- So, Supreme Court. - Right.
I guess I'll never hear the end of it if I don't nominate my daughter.
-谢谢 妈妈 -不用谢
- Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome.
Maybe now she'll shut up about those freaking roller skates.
Not likely, Ma'am.
That smile scares me.
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