Hi, I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
I know I sound like a broken record,
but I really miss my boyfriend.
Marjorie, do me a favor,
after the meeting, tell everybody what a record is.
he and I tried to do the Skype thing,
but I can just feel it slipping away,
so right now, I'm just about as low as I've ever been.
There's really only one thing
that's bringing me any joy at all.
This cream filling.
And without a boyfriend,
it's the only cream filling I'm getting.
Anybody want to follow that?
What the hell.
I know I'm usually all doom and gloom,
but not today.
Today I am cheerful, not fearful.
Happy, not crappy.
We get it. We get it.
I officially got accepted into Sonoma State University.
So, starting this fall,
I will be one step closer to my dream of becoming a lawyer.
But wait, there's more.
My daughter's getting married in a few weeks,
and, get this, she doesn't have to get married,
she's doing it by choice.
That's a family first.
Of course, I did drop four grand on her wedding dress,
and I will probably have to rob a bank to pay my tuition,
but I refuse to let money worries ruin my good mood.
That's what my mom is for.
Who else would like to go?
大家好 我是吉尔 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill, I'm an alcoholic.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, it's all I got.
I hope you're aware you're eating your feelings.
Hey, I got to put something in my mouth.
My boyfriend's in Croatia.
不错 妈妈 真优雅
Nice, Mom. Classy.
No, no, they don't make French fries for happy people.
What's going on? Are you okay?
Aw, what happened?
Gregory broke up with me.
The wedding is off.
Oh, my God. u202d
Would it be okay if I moved back in with you?
Now you may have a fry.
So what did the bastard do?
We don't know that he's a bastard.
He's seeing someone else.
What tipped you off?
Does he come home,
take a shower, then go straight to bed,
too tired for sex 'cause he had a rough day at work?
Mom, this isn't about what men have done to you.
I'm talking about what I've done to men.
Has he lost weight lately?
Did he join a gym?
Yeah, he has.
Teeth whitening strips
or did he go to the dentist?
He went to the dentist!
I'm so sorry.
before we bury this relationship,
have you and Gregory talked about
going and seeing a therapist?
Mom, he doesn't love me anymore.
Just let it go!
How much did you spend on the wedding dress?
How much time do we have?
Not a lot.
Let's just grab her stuff and get out.
What about those big potted plants in the lobby?
We're not here to just randomly steal things.
Then why'd you bring me?
You get Violet's clothes,
I'll get the rest of her stuff.
Got it. u202d
- Christy? - u202dYeah?
Are we just gonna get her things,
or are we gonna go all helter skelter on the joint?
Just getting her things.
We'll revisit it on the way out.
Does Violet drink espresso?
I don't know, maybe.
Then this is probably hers.
You're eating his food?
May I remind you that cheating son of a bitch
broke your daughter's heart.
Clear out the fridge.
I feel like we hit the jackpot at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
You think that's Violet's giant flat screen TV?
It's bigger than ours, so yes.
We didn't expect to see you here.
Yeah, I get that from the looting.
We're just getting my daughter's things.
And some of my son's.
I gave him that espresso machine.
Sorry, it looks just like the one we gave Violet.
Okay, we're just gonna take this stuff out to the car,
and then I'll come back for the rest of Violet's clothes.
I'm sorry things didn't work out.
Yeah, me too, but what are you gonna do?
Your son met someone else.
My Gregory with two women at the same time?
Two donuts, maybe.
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