That could have been awkward.
It's so weird having her back in the house.
I mean, I know she's not a kid anymore,
but I still worry like she is.
Mmm, I know how you feel.
When you were her age and staying out all night,
I was a nervous wreck.
You used to wait up for me?
Of course. I mean, I had a little help
from the old Peruvian marching powder,
but, uh, that only added to the paranoia.
For a while there,
I was convinced the CIA had replaced you with a clone.
How do you know they didn't, Mom?
Don't do that.
Oh, God, this can't be good.
- What? - Violet showed up at Gregory's
drunk off her ass.
Phyllis, I am so sorry.
We'll be right there.
What do you want to do?
Just let me get these ribs in the oven, and I'll drive.
I'm so sorry about this.
Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, you know?
The joys of parenthood.
I didn't know I'd be entertaining.
Where is Violet?
Last I looked, she was puking
in the toilet I cleaned just this afternoon.
I got this.
I'd offer you something to eat,
but there's nothing in my refrigerator!
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
Well, he was pretty upset about the relationship falling apart,
so he and a couple of friends went to Mexico
to catch fish and maybe chlamydia.
Did Violet happen to mention why she showed up here
in the middle of the night?
Between the booze and the crying,
she wasn't making a lot of sense,
but I think she's still in love.
Oh. My poor baby.
It's very sad.
You know, some very fashionable women still use curlers.
What is that, Jell-O shots?
See, your old grandma knows what the kids are drinking.
Are you gonna tell me I'm an alcoholic?
Nope, that's up to you to decide.
I will tell you you have vomit in your hair,
so you can draw your own conclusions.
I just miss Gregory.
I get it. We're having pork ribs for breakfast
because I miss Adam.
More for me.
I always thought if I got her through her teen years,
it would get easy.
You know when it gets easy being a mother?
When you're dead.
And even then, you might worry a little.
I owe you an apology.
I know that Gregory wasn't cheating on Violet.
You don't have to apologize.
We all want to believe our own child.
I just can't help feeling like it's my fault.
I drank, and now Violet drinks.
Do you blame your mother 'cause you drank?
I used to.
Then why don't you give yourself a break with Violet?
Besides, if it's always the parents' fault,
then I have to be responsible every time my son behaves
like a pompous schmuck.
"A pompous schmuck"?
I say it with love.
Well, I always liked Gregory.
I mean, I had my doubts about their relationship,
but... I liked it that Violet had someone to take care of her.
She still has someone to take care of her.
I think she's empty.
Let's get you home.
Thank you, Phyllis.
Yeah, I'd say anytime,
except I think once is enough.
You know, even though the wedding's off,
doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Aw, you really need a mom, don't you?
Hey. I'm standing right here.
Look at her.
Just a few days ago, she was someone else's problem.
Hey, that's your daughter.
She's not a problem, she's a burden.
You can solve a problem.
I still don't know if she's one of us.
I'm thinking not.
God doesn't tell the same joke three times in a row.
Boy, I hope not.
Give her time. She'll settle down.
And if she doesn't, she knows where to go.
I'm sorry for all those nights I made you wait up for me.
I always thought I wasn't hurting anybody but myself.
Well, the important thing is we have each other now.
This hug would mean more if you stopped chewing.
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