Do me a favor and bus table six.
I'm kind of slammed.
Why can't Hector do it?
Immigration retirement party.
Half the kitchen staff is hiding in the freezer.
天啊 这是上好的威士忌 真是浪费
Boy, that's good scotch. What a waste.
What is wrong with these people?
What's done is done.
They're in the freezer.
Which one of you miserable sons of bitches is horny?
I just had the worst drunk dream.
It's okay, baby.
Now, be a love, and tie Mama off.
It seemed so real,
like I had just thrown away my whole year.
It's okay, honey.
It's a slip dream.
I've been sober 33 years, I still get 'em.
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
A couple months ago,
I dreamt I was snorting blow off of Tom Jones' ass.
Who's Tom Jones?
Thanks for ruining a beautiful dream.
Nothing. Just Checking.
I said I was sorry.
For me, slip dreams are a signal something's bothering me
and I'm not dealing with it.
Boy, I don't know.
I can't think of anything that's bothering me.
She drove, so I'm gonna stick with that.
Okay, you know what?
Maybe you're ready to start helping somebody else stay sober.
Maybe it is time for me to start giving back.
Go talk to that new girl over there.
Can't I start with somebody off the children's menu?
Okay, how about her?
Oh, that's a Gucci bag.
I can really help somebody with a Gucci bag.
Maybe I should help someone.
What's stopping you?
To be honest?
A complete lack of compassion.
I wouldn't know.
Is this your first meeting?
How can you tell?
Well, no offense,
but you kind of look like you just got tasered.
I feel terrible.
Yeah, I get it.
A little over a year ago I was sitting
exactly where you are right now.
Of course, I wasn't dressed as nice.
In fact, I think I was wearing this same sweater.
You've been sober a whole year?
Yep. It went by like...
So, what's been going on?
Not much. Um...
我酒驾了 丈夫离开了我 我想自杀
I got a DUI, my husband left me and I tried to commit suicide.
Oh, my God. You're gonna do great here.
Can I be a mom for a moment?
How long's it been since you got laid?
Who keeps track of that sort of thing?
回答是 六个月前 那个消防队员
The answer is: six months ago, the fireman.
If you knew, why'd you ask?
Because I wanted to talk about me,
and I thought I'd come off better
if I pretended to be interested in you.
I see you trying. I really do.
So, what's going on?
I cannot wait to bang your father.
I mean, I know I have to bide my time until his ticker's better,
but all I can think about is driving to Chico
and draining him like a dirty pool.
You are talking about my father's junk.
No, you're talking about his junk.
I cloaked it in an adorable metaphor.
Maybe Violet is mature enough to be comfortable
with her grandmother's sexuality.
Anything other than bills?
Um, yeah. Something from the Taylors.
-宝宝的照片 -拆开吧 我们看看
- Ooh. Baby pictures! - Open it, let's see.
I don't know if I want to.
Well, you don't have to, sweetie.
Yeah, we can just talk about
whether your grandmommy should have violent intercourse
with your grandpappy.
They named her "Gwyneth."
What's wrong with Gwyneth?
Seriously? I have to tell you?
No, no. I get it.
Oh, look at that cute little bunny hat.
You think that's cute?
I do not.
I guess that went as good as it could've gone.
You ever wonder what it'd have been like if she kept the baby?
Please don't go down that road.