What do you got?
Oh, I suppose I can kick in that much.
Okay. I can do the same.
If you can give the landlord
anything like a month's rent,
I'm sure it'll buy you some time.
I'll pay you back.
Damn straight you'll pay me back.
So, anyway, you were so smart
to suggest that I work with that new girl.
It has been incredibly...
拜托 加布里埃尔 我真的需要上更多的班
Please, Gabriel, I really need to work more shifts.
If I had them, I'd give them to you.
How about one of Andrea's shifts?
I'm not one to gossip,
but the lady doesn't wash her hands after she tinkles.
安德莉亚 好啊 你真漂亮
Andrea, hey, lookin' good!
Do you really want hepatitis on the menu?
I said no.
Is this because I stopped sleeping with you?
It's because I started sleeping with Andrea.
Yes, I want ten dimes on Mississippi Tech, straight up.
是的 我知道他们落后了18分 不被看好
Yes, I know they're 18-point underdogs.
I got a tip.
Yeah... just put the bet down.
You got a tip?
- Maybe. - Is it a good one?
Do onions caramelize at 310 degrees Fahrenheit?
I have no idea.
但是 回到小道消息 这是千真万确的吗
But, uh, back to the tip, is it like a sure thing?
Does lemon zest pair with ricotta?
I get it, you're a chef.
Just tell me!
Pays five to one.
Five times 1,200 is...
零 零 加上...
Zero, zero, carry the one...
Okay, it's six grand.
You want me to put a bet down for you?
No, I can't.
I just can't.
Yeah, we both know she's gonna.
You cannot tell my mother about this.
大家好 我是吉尔 我是酒瘾者
Hi, I'm Jill and I'm an alcoholic.
I have six days now.
I'm a little scared up here,
I've really never talked in front of a group of people before.
Unless you count the team of doctors
who were trying to determine if I was still a danger to myself.
总之 我的互助对象告诉我我应该分享 所以...
Anyway, my sponsor told me that I should share, so...
here I am.
And I'm doing everything she says
because I really want to have it all together like she does.
You're an inspiration to me, Christy.
The way she turned her life around
gives me hope that maybe I can do the same.
加油啊 射门 射门
Oh, come on, make the kick, make the kick.
Christy says that it's all about honesty,
taking responsibility for my mistakes
and doing things differently.
The snap is good, kick is up.
Anyway... I guess that's it, so...
Oh, thank you, God, I won!
Hey. Who else would like to share?
Are you crying?
I'm just so happy.
You're the best.
I don't usually sleep with fat, bald guys,
but tonight's your night, Mr. Franklin.
- Don't turn around. - What?
Just give me the money and walk away.
Oh, no. No, no.
Look, I'm not screwing around. There's a gun in your back.
Yeah, I can feel it, I'm actually peeing myself a little.
But you don't understand, I need this money to pay my rent.
- How about we split it? - Shut up.
Yeah, gee, I been getting that a lot lately.
Okay, uh, see if this works.
Follow me to my landlord's,
uh, let me give him this money,
and then you rob him. Everybody wins.
I'm so frigging happy I can't even stand it.
Great news. Landlord came by,
he said one month's rent would be fine.
-他这样说啊 -是啊 我让他早上再过来
- He said that, huh? - Yup. I told him to come back in the morning.
That's when I'll sleep with him.
What are you talking about?
I got mugged.
The money's gone.
Are you kidding me?
I wish I was.
There was a gun at my back.
亲爱的 天啊 过来
Oh, baby, oh, my God, come here.
Oh, Mom, I was so scared.
Oh. It's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Wait a minute.
There was no mugger.
Yeah, there was. Keep hugging.
No, no, no, no.
You gambled again, didn't you?
Oh, I knew it! What is wrong with you?
But I won!
Oh, really? Where's the money?
I told you, I got mugged.
Christy, it is time to admit you've got another problem.
Gambling's not a problem when you win.
-我的确被抢了 -当然啦 让我猜猜
- And I did get mugged. - Sure you did. Let me guess,
he was a big, scary-looking black guy?
Shame on you, Christy.
It's not my fault he perpetuates the stereotype.
天啊 省省吧 没时间聊你的种族歧视了
Oh, my God, save it, we don't have time for your racism.
Now, do we have any cash for our heartless Armenian landlord?
Well, I guess that's it.
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